EXAMS!

Why do we mess up exams?

A year has 365 days for you to study.

After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left.

There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left.

We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days.

If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.

We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year.

We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.

Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days.

Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days.

Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study!

Let's say you only go out for 2 days! You are left with 1 day!

But that 1 day is your birthday... so...


Good luck to everyone on your exams.

SPELLING

>A bus stops in Philadelphia and two "real" Italian men get on.

>They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

>The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following:

>"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

>"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country?we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives??"

>"Hey, coola down lady" said the man. "Who talkin' about a sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."


>I'll guess youll read this again.!!

Try reading this!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deson't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Romance Rhymes!

Ahh, romance! ?
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with
the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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