Is It Just Me?

Is it just me, or more people think that pay-to-click is rubbish? And pays too little?
I tryed all sorts of things, but this is just garbage. You will have to click all life to earn a few bucks, if you don't bring refferals, which is another bull***p.

Hy, My Name Is! (clean)

Sorry, I had to do this, I couldn't resist!

[Chorus:Repeat x2]
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is Slim Shady

Ahem, excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second?

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
Through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get ****** up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a base-head!"
Uh-uh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's **** off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ***
Faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!

[Chorus]

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser,
Chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Ow!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my **** in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin' at me
"Let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it,
"Dear Dave, thanks for the support, *******!"

[Chorus]

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (**** that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me Mom? (Wa'!)
You ain't got not ****! (Wa'!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!)
I'm steamin' mad (Argh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

[Chorus]

Just College !

1.)5$ is a lot of money
2.)It's amazing how long a pair of pants can go without a wash.
3.)It's amazing how long you can go without a wash.
4.)The "Lite" in beer doesn't always mean cheaper.
5.)You can't live off of cup'o'noodles all semester.
6.)You pull an all nighter so you can make it to a morning class.
7.)It worked.
8.)You drink Wed. night through Sun. night.
9.)Nobody calls you an alcoholic.
10.)Registration is like taking a trip to the DMV.
11.)You have a "Price Chopper Card".
12.)You use it.
13.)You buy beer at the Price Chopper because it's cheap.
14.)You've seen Animal House more than 10 times.
15.)You learn the value of a text book.
16.)You take that value and put it towards a night of drinking.
17.)Community bathrooms are not a "plus".
18.)You know and play ******* regularly.
19.)You don't go home to see your family, just for free laundry and food.
20.)You go for piles of change and pick out all the quarters