International Silver Network - Isncoins.com

Hello to you all, respected business entrepreneurs.

Today I’d like to bring you up to date with an Exceptional Business Opportunity.

INTERNATIONAL SILVER NETWORK or ISN Coins.

International Silver Network or “ISN COINS” is the Direct Sales Division of “ISN MODERN COINS” one of the
largest modern coin dealers in the United States headquartered in Indianapolis, Indiana. ISN MODERN COINS
is known for exceptional talent, world-class service, extremely competitive pricing and the ability to provide its
clients with a wide range of numismatic choices offering only the best certifications within the Numismatic Collectible
Coins industry. It started in 2010. It is now in a HUGE growth curve and exploding worldwide.

As an ISN coin shop owner you will immediately be put in front of a $120 billion dollar industry, before, two major
trends take place.

The first trend is within the home business industry itself. With millions unemployed more people now than ever
need and are looking for ways to earn more income to increase the quality of life for their families, which means
there is not a better time in history to be in the direct sales industry.

The second Major Trend is the boom in the precious metals industry. With the world swimming in immense deficits
coupled with the value of our currency dropping at unprecedented rates, there is now a massive demand worldwide
on precious metals.

“Fiat Currency” (paper money) has a 100% failure rate throughout history and it looks like the US Dollar will likely
follow that same trend. Eventually paper money reverts back to its original value which happens to be ZERO! Only
those who have had the vision to convert their cash into real money, gold and silver, will be able to survive a severe
economic downturn. Will you be one of them?

The Product.

International Silver Network has a wonderful flagship product: The Ms69 American Silver Eagles graded “ONLY”
by the two most accepted grading companies in the US, NGS and PCGS.
International Silver Networks focus is to provide it’s customers with uncirculated coins that have silver content value
as well as collector value, all while paying a lower cost closer to that of bullion. For ISN the perfect product is the
Ms69 Silver Eagle Coin. These coins are among the most desired coins on the planet. They are uncirculated, untouched,
preserved and nearly perfect according to NGC and PCGS, again two of the most prestigious grading companies in the world.
American Silver Eagles sales are busting record sales each year.

Automated Marketing System.

My name is Richard and I’ve been involved in the network marketing industry for over 30 years. I started back in 1982 when
I went for my first Herbalife meeting in Northern California and I’ve never looked back since. I’ve seen almost every business
model in this industry and I’m very happy with my decision to join with ISN Coins. We have a proven marketing system set up
to assit those who are serious about changing their lives and for those who are new to the industry.

The Management.

The management team is exceptional. Matt Barkes, Randy Lange and Vincent Roy. All three founders are unified with a two-fold
purpose; to put financial hope back into people’s lives and to preserve the wealth of individuals with the saving of silver and gold coins.
All three founders are Christ centered individuals and operate their business accordingly.

The Compensation Plan.

There are 8 ways that pay:

1) Retail Sales Commissions
2) Preferred Collector Commissions
3) Unilevel Commissions
4) Global Pool Commissions
5) Enroller Commissions
6) Linked Enroller Commission
7) Linked Residual Commission
8) Free Coin Rewards

ISN Coins has the highest compensation payout in comparison to cost involvement anywhere in the entire direct
sales industry, coupled with the fact that what you’re purchasing every month is Real Graded Lawful Money, you
stand to benefit financially by becoming a part of our fast growing network.

Full compensation plan explained CLICK HERE. 30 min video.

There are three ways to get involved with ISN coins.

1) You can become a Preferred Collector:

• A convenient way to acquire Silver Assets at exceptionally discounted prices.
• Auto-Savings of a Beautiful 1oz *MS69 Silver Eagle each month.
• Conveniently shipped right to your home, insured!
• Receive Great Discounts on All Retail Products!
• No Brokers • No Driving • Saves Time

2) Direct Sales Representative Membership

Acquire a position in the company and begin establishing a referral base.
Benefits Accessible with this Membership:

• Personal Business Website
• Personalized business tools
• 24/7 online recorded training
• Leader hosted weekly webinars
• Business management software
• Optional ISN MasterCard debit card
• Optional MS-69 Silver Eagle autoshipped to you each month
• Coin Buy Back Program ($8 over spot on any auto-shipped coins)

3) Business Pro Membership

Complete program participation with full access to the entire range of compensation plan payouts, features
include 5 Global Revenue Sharing Pools. The powerful infinity wide 7 tier Uni-Level complete with ISN's 30 Day
sponsor placement program. Earn with the power of our infinite in depth two up Linked Enroller & Linked Residual
Commissions payout..and more!

• $6 discounted 1oz *MS-69 Silver Eagle included each month
• Coin Buy Back Program, ($8 over spot on auto-shipped coins)
• Beautiful hardwood coin display box, inscribed with ISN logo
• $35 certificate towards Tracy Biller's Ultimate Training CDs
• Get Free Silver/Gold by accumulating ISN Rewards
• Personal Retail Coin Shop website View Demo
• E-commerce ready sites to accept credit cards
• Deep Discounts on all of our retail products
• Dynamic Compression pays a true 7 levels
• Personal business management software
• 30 day placement of personally enrolled
• Downloadable power point presentation
• Personalized Recorded Webinar Site
• Optional ISN MasterCard debit card
• Leader hosted weekly webinars
• Personalized business tools
• Printable marketing material
• Personal Business Website
• Personal lead capture page
• 24/7 recorded training

Why ISN Coins?

You have just been introduced to the most powerful paradigm shift in the direct sales industry. Spending money on
Real Lawful money! Wealth accumulation and preservation, substantial income potential including up front commissions,
residual income and passive income, be sure to watch our fully detailed compensation plan overview video. You’ll also
enjoy access to wholesale prices on Isn coins full line of beautiful graded silver and gold coins, a one of a kind “Buy-Back
program, tax-savings, 30 day money back guarantee…and more.

If you'd just like to buy some beautiful gold and silver coins at discounted prices shipped right to you door, Click Here
This one I bought last month:


What would you prefer, a garage full of lotions, juices, pills etc., or…of Gold and Silver Coins?

Maybe now is the right time for YOU to get involved with a REAL long term business rather than jumping from one
HYIP to another or one Cycler to the next…they never last, but ISN Coins is here to stay and is at the beginning of a
major trend in the precious metals industry. A perfect time to Join.

If you’d like to take a closer look at ISN COINS with complete details, the following is a WEBINAR which is about 1 hour long…
put the kettle on, heat up the pizza and enjoy: CLICK HERE.


If you’d like to Join the precious metals movement with me today here’s my link: JOIN NOW and for any questions re: ISN Coins, my email address and phone# can be found there also.

IF you’re tired of the same old, same old…ISN has a simple business package ready for you to increase your income
while saving assets at the same time. The choice is before you, so what will you do? ISN Coins sells the most relevant
product in history. What are you waiting for?

I wish you all success,

Warmest regards,
Richard Fine

PS. Please feel free to call me anytime for more information or to join this great company.

Irish Drunk

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth and sits down but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

Men Vs Women Drivers

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash & receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse car the required amount to align car window with machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to it's excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the inside of the back page
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of cheque book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cah machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card in slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 - 3 miles.
27. Release hand brake.

Funny Taser Story

Funny Taser story:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I came across was a 100,000 volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety . WAY TOO COOL!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-A batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get a blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries...... Right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than ¾ inch in circumference; pretty cute really (and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself , "no possible way!"

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.....

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as if to say "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little old thing couldn't hurt all that bad.....I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!"

Note: if you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three-second burst would be considered conservative.

SON-OF-A-*&^%$.....that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles. I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return.

Still in shock,

Tommy

Diapers And Politicians

I saw a sign board the other day which I found to be...well here's what it read:


DIAPERS AND POLITICIANS
SHOULD BE
CHANGED REGULARLY
AND FOR THE SAME REASON




Have to agree.