There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for
the first time. The first lady said, "I don't know 'bout y'all, but
I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane."
Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."
The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant
"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and
I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."
The third lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties."
"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, "Dat's right, girlfriends, you hears me right. I
ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey
always look fo da black box first."