Maaya's Funny Snaps!

Here are some snaps I thought would look interesting, cute or plain hilarious!
I will keep adding them whenever I can, OK!?

So What Does Marriage Mean ?

MARRIAGE, n.
[1] the dawn of romance and the commencement of history;
[2] a word that should be pronounced as "mirage";
[3] an event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;
[4] a very good way to promote civilization - if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher {Socrates};
[5] a process much like a cafeteria - you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best - and pay later;
[6] an event which is called "tying the knot" - unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;
[7] a word which always means commitment - but so does insanity;
[8] a ceremony favored in England - it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;
[9] something that changes the demeanor of a driver - there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on the wheel;
[10] the only permanent cure for love;
[11] is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile;
[12] the only adventure open to the cowardly;
[13] something which is called a feast - unfortunately, sometimes the appetizer is better than the main course;
[14] a group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two;
[15] the alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them;
[16] the process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction;
[17] a legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;
[18] that ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics;
[19] a rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal and exhausting condition until death do them part;
[20] occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line;
[21] in America, is the only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech;
[22] is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste;
[23] is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer;
[24] the process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;
[25] a condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;
[26] the ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government;
[27] a tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to pay the divorce lawyer;
[28] is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who tries to come between them;
[29] the continuous process of getting used to things you never expected;
[30] a status which depends upon two to be successful but only one to turn into a failure;
[31] is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the pages is prose;
[32] a bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain;
[33] in Japanese is called "Judo" - the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of "Yes, dear";
[34] a confrontation which always demands the greatest understanding of the subtle art of insincerity possible between two human beings;
[35] is not a word, but a sentence;
[36] a delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy;
[37] an investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.

Kash Klubbers - Www.kashklubbers.com

Hi everybody,

I feel honored to invite each one of you to my first online investment website, Kashklubbers. I and my team of kashklubbers have been brainstorming every part of this online project for the past three months and we have successfully crossed the preliminary preparatory stages and are launching this investment program now.

Our business proposals for potential investors, who we would like to fondly refer to as co - klubbers have been formatted in the following order :

150% as total profits ( where 10% ROI will be paid daily ).

For co - klubbers who wish to reinvest with us while their infant or first investment is still paying profits,they will receive 125% in total if their reinvested amount falls below the 50% benchmark of the infant investment.If the reinvested amount is 50% higher than that of the infant investment, the co - klubber will be eligible to receive 150% as profits.
In this way, the period within which the total profits is received by the co - klubber is reduced.

We will also be granting a referral commission of 5% to our co - klubbers.
Kashklubbers will also be conducting a weekly referral contest where all co - klubbers will be eligible to enter and hence gain an opportunity to win $50 as the first prize.

There will also be advertising spots available for those who are interested in placing their banners in our website for reasonable fees.

All queries related to our website and its business proposals may be directed to us by email and we will respond appropriately.

I shall be the administrator and support member for kashklubbers and I certainly look forward to providing our best services to our co - klubbers.

What Will Happen If Lr Blocks Our Account!

We are moving out of egold because egold is blocking our accounts without notice, but we can still be able to move our funds to a different egold account. That is not the case in ebullion. Once ebullion block our account for any reason our funds are lost!!
Now, LR seems to be a good replacement for egold. What will happen if LR blocks our account. Is it possible to move funds out to a new account or JUST lost??

Have You Made Someone Smile Lately?

Sometimes we do it on purpose, like gifting something to someone when they least expect it. Sometimes, we end up saying or doing something and that somehow puts a smile on someone's face. We don't expect it but it happens. It is a tough world out there and people are so engrossed in their lives that we forget to smile, let alone making someone else smile. Yet, it is nice to read up on such things because those memories will relive in our hearts the magic it created then. It also makes us smile once again, when we read about it.
I remember sitting in the car with some extra pack of lunch in my bag at the end of a hot weekend. I could not eat it and I was worried that it might turn rotten if I keep it. As the car moved through a street near a park, I noticed an old homeless couple huddled against a tree. They looked exhausted, thirsty and hungry. The tree barely managed to provide enough shade for them both. I pulled over and handed the pack of food to them and told them to eat. They looked unsure for a moment but the man unwrapped the pack. The look of hunger and relief when they saw hot steaming food brought huge smiles to both their faces. By the time they looked up, i was already in the car and we were about to move on. I just glimpsed through the rear view mirror and saw something which brought a smile to my lips. They were smiling at us and the woman was wiping tears off her cheeks.
I did not expect it to happen. In fact, I just hate to see food go to waste so I decided to give it away. I did not expect to see them. Maybe their prayers for food were answered and I happened to land up. God sure has His ways of putting things together.