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oNLooKER

Apr 2 2005, 06:39 AM

Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60
Minutes.

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30
most
of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will not lay next to you in bed
and
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care
what
you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the
game, she
doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something
more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she
wants and
from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
damn
what you might think about her or what she's
doing.

Women over 30 are dignified They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the
middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think
they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to
introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with
a man
will often ignore even her best friend because she
doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women
over 30
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have
to
confess your sins to a woman over 30. They
always
know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag
queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over
30 is
far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting
like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+,
there
is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a
fool
of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow
when you
can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,
why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage.

ellmer

Apr 2 2005, 06:54 AM

Love it,love it.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have
to
confess your sins to a woman over 30. They
always
know.

Dead right

lv2makemoney

Apr 2 2005, 07:33 AM

Good One!

muscle_girl

Apr 2 2005, 07:44 AM

I like that one -- thanks for posting it.

FinallyRetire

Apr 2 2005, 08:28 AM

QUOTE(ellmer @ Apr 2 2005, 09:54 AM)

Love it,love it.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have
to
confess your sins to a woman over 30. They
always
know.
Dead right

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Women have always been psychic, they have always known why us guys want

Kenny

Apr 2 2005, 08:29 AM

QUOTE(oNLooKER @ Apr 2 2005, 09:39 AM)

Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60
Minutes.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow
when you
can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,
why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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grrrrrrrrrr did what has leen been telling ya?

LOL good post tho

hope333

Apr 2 2005, 08:29 AM

so funny, LOL................

Leen

Apr 2 2005, 08:32 AM

QUOTE

Women over 30 are dignified They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the
middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to
shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

It's embarrassing to see a man beg in public.....that's why we wait. Get them on home turf and then lay into them big time

Besides, there really isnt a nice evening bag you can carry your 9mm in...

Yippee

Apr 2 2005, 09:42 AM

Now THAT was good, and soooooo true! thumbup(1).gif

Kenny

Apr 2 2005, 09:46 AM

well me personally, I cant stand the young chics, they are so full of drama and so childish, they might be fun in bed, but that gets old... I prefer a more intelligent, distinguished LADY like my leen