The world of investing................

If you would have invested a $1000.00 in World Com a year ago, today you would have $77.53. If you would have invested $1000.00 in Enron you would have a whopping $7.65 left. And if you would have invested $1000.00 in Lucent it would now be worth $23.45.
However had you bought a $1000.00 worth of beer and turned in the empty bottles today you would have over $250.00 dollars. Clearly the best investment is to drink heavily and recycle.

Yes beer is the easy way to redemption.

He who drinks beer gets drunk
He who gets drunk goes to sleep
He who goes to sleep cannot sin
He who does not sin goes to heaven
So lets all drink beer and go to heaven

lol ive posted this one before, or somehtin like it
funny neverthelss.

funny stuff never heard that before

I have read this like 2 times before here on MMG but I still makes me laugh

That same $1000 would give you a $17,920 acct balance if you kept reinvesting in ST. This online stuff is awesome isnt it

Indeed IT is !!

Here is something I found floating around this forum .... he he heeeee....

*JUST LAUNCHED!
This one is for all those die hard doubler fans that like to throw their money away on all these cr py doublers that pop up everyday. it's a simple program. nothing to sign up for, no info to give out. here is how it works.....
no min. no max. you decide how much you want to lose.
send me any amount of money. i will take intgold, egold, stormpay, paypal, personal , money order, cash. anything you got. whatever amount you send........now here is the exciting part........you will get half of your spent amount back in one hour or less. if you don't receive half your money back within an hour, i will give you a refund within 2 days.....minus admin fees of course.
so tell all your friends...for everyone you refer i will keep an extra dollar.
launch date is right now
good luck everyone." ... NothingGirl