A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the
little girl across the street. The father, being modern and
well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out
completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room
and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run
home if I get scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little
boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies?
When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm
going to step on it!"
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Raedmee