Jon was excited about his new rifle and wanted to try it out, so he went
bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a
tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larger black bear.
The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or
we have sex." Jon decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for
two weeks, Jon soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it.
Immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a big brown
bear stood right next to him. The brown bear said,
"That was a huge mistake, Jon. You've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Jon thought
itwas better to comply. Although he survived, it was several months
before Jon finally recovered.
Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the
brown bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap
on his shoulder. He turned round to find a gigantic grizzly bear standing there.
The grizzly bear said "Admit it, Jon, you don't come here for the hunting,