1.)5$ is a lot of money
2.)It's amazing how long a pair of pants can go without a wash.
3.)It's amazing how long you can go without a wash.
4.)The "Lite" in beer doesn't always mean cheaper.
5.)You can't live off of cup'o'noodles all semester.
6.)You pull an all nighter so you can make it to a morning class.
8.)You drink Wed. night through Sun. night.
9.)Nobody calls you an alcoholic.
10.)Registration is like taking a trip to the DMV.
11.)You have a "Price Chopper Card".
12.)You use it.
13.)You buy beer at the Price Chopper because it's cheap.
14.)You've seen Animal House more than 10 times.
15.)You learn the value of a text book.
16.)You take that value and put it towards a night of drinking.
17.)Community bathrooms are not a "plus".
18.)You know and play ******* regularly.
19.)You don't go home to see your family, just for free laundry and food.
20.)You go for piles of change and pick out all the quarters