A zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks
> the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination,
> the veterinarian determined the problem.
>
> The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla
> available.
> Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a
> redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
> Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability
> to satisfy a female of any species.
> The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached
> with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for
> $500.00?
> Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to carefully think
> the matter over. The following day, he announced that he would accept their
> offer,
>
> But only under five conditions:
>
>
> "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper
> quickly agreed to this condition.
>
>
> "Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt."
> The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
>
>
> "Third", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again
> readily agreed to this condition.
>
>
> "Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."
> Once again, it was agreed.
>
>
> "And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the
> $500.00.