Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation, one of them kept
complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to
"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got
married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my
stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father
became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was
my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of
my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the
grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of
my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother, This makes my father,
the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife,
I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my
son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"
And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"