A couple had two young mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she went to his and asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a Huge Man with a Booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.

The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and Bellowed, "Where Is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and They think We Did It!"

Crazy Kids !

This Teacher asks young David. Where is your homework?
David quickly says; I lost it, fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.

This kid should get a C+ for that one! Hahaha

Kids!

A little girl sheds light on the main difference between her Grandmother and Grandfather.

And here's how it innocently happened:

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort to get his whole family together on the weekends. So on Sunday mornings my friend and spouse would take their 7-year old daughter to visit her Grandparents. Where the Grandfather would then take her out for a drive in his longtime favorite car for some bonding time, just him and his Granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, the little girls Grandfather had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his Wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their Granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran right past her parents to her Grandfather.

He asked; "Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?"

"Oh yes, Papa" the little girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single a--hole, stupid basta--, or dumb sh-- anywhere we went today!"

i love kids and their innocent jokes !!

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?' With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear.'

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haha

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'