Perhaps I was german in a past life?

maybe- maybe as a meateater

A meat eating witch like Snape?
Sounds dangerous...

Snape is cool

Wooow, this thread becomes big

Yes, this thread's growing like a new doubler thread.

I have to go for now- maybe we see us later... if not- I wish you a good night

Melle,
I don't want you to go to the German section. Mein Klene Knudl, you are our friend.

We should make you an honorary Aussie, not an honour that we bestow lightly.

Good Luck, Pete

Crazy crazy crazy

where did you got these words???????

And yes- I wanna be an aussie

Auf wiedersehen, mein neuer freund!

Auf wiedersehen mein neuer Freund!!!!

G'night.

Pete

Tschuess!

where are all the aussies???





Mel

Well I am here, but where is everybody else?

(great idea starting an Aussie thread)

C'MON

waiting

hehe, how r u Melle?

It's Friday evening here, maybe they are all out partying for Christmas!!

I'm fine thx and you???

It's friday 11.14 am here- no evening


have to go for now, see you all later - I HOPE SOOOOOOOOOO

Iam here,
I have had a dreadful day. but, I have just eaten some schwine Fleischer, mit sauer kraute. And I feel much better now.
My uncle that ate his top lip phoned today, he is not at all well, at least I think that is what he said, he is not very easy to understand.

We have had some real drama today on the Sunshine Coast, with 3 major stores bombed, and another small shopping centre bombed, but although having extensive damage, will be repairable.

Not so for the other complex. one of the stores was owned by a close friend. This guy has worked his butt of for the last 12 years, damage is in the millions.

Two suspects are being currently held, they are from a particular ethnic group, I will not disclose which one, but suffice to say, they will get a very light sentence.

This could be copycat terrorism, or just plain nastiness, the bottomline is that our community has lost 200- 300 jobs, right on Christmas. Congratulations to those that did this fine piece of work.

Pete

Today I have been shopping for a new car, I need Melle's advice, as We are looking at the BMW 535i which Melle would be familiar with.

Our trusty SAAB 93 convertible has lost it's appeal, and become very claustrophobic, the roof has been down twice in 3years.

So now it's back to the family car for us. Old people like us need some comfort.

Pete

Good ideal Mel. That might be fun for you, and anyone else that speaks German.

I have already demonstrated my German speaking skills, so I probably would be lost in the thread, but if you had fun at it and met some folks then great!

Glad to see you aussies are starting your own thread. Now we can leave the avatar thread like it was and let you all have a great time over here.

Not that you arent welcome in the avatar thread, its just that I cant understand you, you talk weird...

Just kidding. Thought I would come over here and harass you a little. Keep smiling have a great day!!

Strine lessons are given nightly, It takes many years to be adept in such a romantic language.

Pete

How come aussie thread keep discussing german ?

yeah..no german please

do you really think I would drive a BMW????
No- it's cool, but can't say anything about the 535i , drive a VW (Volkswagen)- it's cooooooooooooooooool!!!

But you'll have your comfort with your choice

?????????

Hi Melle.
Can't chat for long....going to the cat doctor shortly with my sick kitty cat.

She's not getting any better.

Chat again later, okay!

Hi!!!

Sorry for your cat- hope, she'll be okay

Talk later, bye

This thread is not just for Aussies, but, for all of those who like a bit of fun, and enjoy our off the wall humour

so what is your problem with german???

I have no problem..keep going. I just want to increase my posting number !

hmmmm

Hi Melle,
Yesterday I killed a venomous snake in my Kitchen, beware of Australia, it is literally awash with venom.

Pete

are you kidding and just wanting me to go to the german section, or is that true????

Oh No,
Please stay. in fact I think my dog has some German relatives, his name is Herman.

Pete

Oh and I promise you it is true.

Pete

herman??? WHY???

And why did you changed your avatar???
I hate spiders

snakes are better than spiders.....

but just can say it so easily, cause never seen one in real- I mean face to face

This is our national insect, the redback spider. Our American cousins call it a Black Widow.

On second thoughts, my dog is all Australian except for his name, he is an Australian Terrier. This breed was developed to hunt Koala Bears in the days when we supplied the World's teddy bear trade. Australian terriers can climb trees like cats, but they do not savage the koalas, they just say" come on now furry little friend, down you come,there's a good boy".

Sorry to here that you hate spiders, they are really very loving pets.

Pete

But why HERMAN???

Yeah and spiders are really lovely pets, can't wait to meet one again, with black hairs on the legs

And how are u doing with your BMW????

Today looking at a Benz, tomorrow who knows, We probably nshould leave it until the new year, when we can think rationally.

Pete

BENZ??

you should wait till next year- thats really better

[attachmentid=2574]Aussie spiders for you.
The Female is the big one.

Thanks Pete- youre as kind as usual to me

Pete, you haven't mentioned the Crocs!!!!

Hi A.F.
I was saving them for later, and, the drop bears.

Pete

I don't know about you A.F. but I find the red back a thing of beauty, in fact this time of the year I find them everywhere, but, the snake in the kitchen was a real surprise.

Pete

Hehe, well, we have a pet Huntsman, with an egg sac, so soon we will have a couple of hundred of them, all in this huge fish tank. I actually like spiders, they help get rid of those darned flies.........

mmmmm, wouldn't mind a bundy and coke right now

Nahthat would be good, my wife has hidden the bundy(so she says, 'cause she is sleeping VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEry soundly) almost in a stupor.

I have to settle for a Hardy's Regional Reserve Cab Sav, buggerit.

Very hot here at the moment, and sticky tonight.

Pete

edited some cab sav spelling.

Melle would die at the sight of a Huntsman, my kids have picked themup and put them out of harms way since they were little.

Pete

Just so we don't leave you out of this Melle.
Aussie Fox's pet pic.


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