Is that the truth or is it exaggerated? Come on tell me the truth now
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Alright to all of you aussies...I heard rumor that there is a spider in your territory that hunts little children...and waits for them to go to sleep at night to bite them....seems like the name of it was the Australian Ridgeback or something like that...
Is that the truth or is it exaggerated? Come on tell me the truth now
QUOTE(wasatch9 @ Dec 17 2005, 10:52 PM) Alright to all of you aussies...I heard rumor that there is a spider in your territory that hunts little children...and waits for them to go to sleep at night to bite them....seems like the name of it was the Australian Ridgeback or something like that... Is that the truth or is it exaggerated? Come on tell me the truth now [right][snapback]690038[/snapback][/right] Ít's as true as the drop bears Pete was talking about a few posts earlier!! Does that answer your question? We have some lovely wild creatures here. I watched a documentary today on wild pigs. They had to go out hunting for a specific one (80kg's +) because it had attacked a man and they were worried it would hunt and eat the little aboriginal kids while they were at the rivers edge. Yuk!!! QUOTE(aussiefox @ Dec 18 2005, 01:25 AM) Ít's as true as the drop bears Pete was talking about a few posts earlier!! Does that answer your question? We have some lovely wild creatures here. I watched a documentary today on wild pigs. They had to go out hunting for a specific one (80kg's +) because it had attacked a man and they were worried it would hunt and eat the little aboriginal kids while they were at the rivers edge. Yuk!!! [right][snapback]690115[/snapback][/right] I know why you aussies talk funny now...its because you are afraid and under lots of stress all the time because of the "lovely wild things" that you have roaming your kitchens and your lands.. 
where is Justin???
 Haven't seen him here for a while now 
Justin is shocked!
Come out and play Justin. Pete QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 18 2005, 02:36 AM) Justin is shocked! Come out and play Justin. Pete [right][snapback]690510[/snapback][/right] why shocked??? cause of my scary face 
QUOTE(wasatch9 @ Dec 18 2005, 04:52 PM) Alright to all of you aussies...I heard rumor that there is a spider in your territory that hunts little children...and waits for them to go to sleep at night to bite them....seems like the name of it was the Australian Ridgeback or something like that... Is that the truth or is it exaggerated? Come on tell me the truth now [right][snapback]690038[/snapback][/right] Spiders that hunt little children in our country are called"Rock Spiders" They are irreparably damaged on sight. True story. Pete QUOTE(melle51203 @ Dec 18 2005, 08:37 PM) why shocked??? cause of my scary face [right][snapback]690517[/snapback][/right] I don't think Justin is crazy enough for this group of lunatics. Pete QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 18 2005, 02:39 AM) I don't think Justin is crazy enough for this group of lunatics. Pete [right][snapback]690528[/snapback][/right] ...maybe youre right...but I thought he would be crazy too...
shall we open a new thread????
"group of lunatics"  
And Brucie has cracked the
 's because he will not be allowed in the new car. He will have to go to the park every night in the back of the ute. A.F. I will leave it up to you to explain "ute", oh and, Goddluck. Pete
Pete- you can explain "ute" to me, plz
No he will get over it . The Kitty doctor will probably refer him on.
This leads to places where I would happily go, but I would probably have to meet you on another forum. And I like this one. Sorry Justin, noone mistakes me for English, I am what I am and love it. Pete QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 18 2005, 02:50 AM) No he will get over it . The Kitty doctor will probably refer him on. This leads to places where I would happily go, but I would probably have to meet you on another forum. And I like this one. Sorry Justin, noone mistakes me for English, I am what I am and love it. Pete [right][snapback]690569[/snapback][/right] which forum?? QUOTE(melle51203 @ Dec 18 2005, 08:46 PM) Pete- you can explain "ute" to me, plz [right][snapback]690552[/snapback][/right] O.K. Italians have Ferraris Germans have Porsches Americans have corvettes We have UTES, yessssssssssss! Utes. To an American they are a pickup truck, to an Aussie they are an essential testosterone filtering system, 300 kw, 2 doors, 2 seats, an open tray area at the back. This is commonly used as an area to keep your Krokodile while you are at work. Verstandensie? Pete
habe verstanden, thank you
Gut.
Pete QUOTE(melle51203 @ Dec 18 2005, 02:52 AM) which forum?? [right][snapback]690577[/snapback][/right] you forgot to tell me Pete 
Melle,
You must understand, when you have an animal like a crocodile in the family, you must respect it's space. They are territorial creatures, they choose their space, and, there is nothing you can do about it. A big croc like Bruce, can weigh up to 1 tonne, It is hell lifting him into the back of the Ute. He would like to be in the cabin with me, but, he wants to sit on my lap, this would be O.K. but, he is 5.0m long. Veeeeeeeeeeeeeery uncomfortable. Pete QUOTE(melle51203 @ Dec 18 2005, 08:43 PM) shall we open a new thread???? "group of lunatics" [right][snapback]690544[/snapback][/right] YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs. Pete QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 18 2005, 03:21 AM) Melle, You must understand, when you have an animal like a crocodile in the family, you must respect it's space. They are territorial creatures, they choose their space, and, there is nothing you can do about it. A big croc like Bruce, can weigh up to 1 tonne, It is hell lifting him into the back of the Ute. He would like to be in the cabin with me, but, he wants to sit on my lap, this would be O.K. but, he is 5.0m long. Veeeeeeeeeeeeeery uncomfortable. Pete [right][snapback]690658[/snapback][/right] hmmmm  and the forum??
I have not been banned, so this one is my favourite.
Pete G'nite it is close to 10 P.M. here tomorrow I must work. Pete QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 18 2005, 02:39 AM) I don't think Justin is crazy enough for this group of lunatics. Pete [right][snapback]690528[/snapback][/right] But I really think, that Justin is crazy enough for here.... maybe he's just busy... JUUUUUUSSSTIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN 
Good evening Melle,
I have attached a link to assist you in learning the ancient language "Strine". http://www4.tpg.com.au/users/bev2000/strine2.htm Pete QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 19 2005, 03:07 AM) Good evening Melle, I have attached a link to assist you in learning the ancient language "Strine". http://www4.tpg.com.au/users/bev2000/strine2.htm Pete [right][snapback]695136[/snapback][/right] hi Pete- nice avatar.....vegemite.... I opened your site, could read a little, but my PC alyways is hanging with this site- so I have to start him again  But I read a little- it's a funny language, like in denmark or something nordish..... Do you speak it sometimes??????  Bye Melanie
I always speak Strine, It is the language of our nation, if I stopped speaking strine nobody would understand a word I say.
Pete QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 19 2005, 10:07 PM) Good evening Melle, I have attached a link to assist you in learning the ancient language "Strine". http://www4.tpg.com.au/users/bev2000/strine2.htm Pete [right][snapback]695136[/snapback][/right] it sounds interesting
After reading this thread
 I need some sense knocked back into me.
I thought of a christmas present for you Pete:
We love our Aussie kids....
Awwww.  
QUOTE(Justin @ Dec 20 2005, 12:55 AM) I thought of a christmas present for you Pete: [right][snapback]699543[/snapback][/right] this is the right present for PETE very nice Justin 
Oh Thank you Justin, I am touched, but why are you head butting your cat?
It being sick and all. I have some Krokodil skin shoes, that I bought in Vietnam, they are not as enticing as the ones that you have given me. Good to have you back in the banter thread. Pete
Pete.....
so happy to have my own avatar gift...very special...thank you
Justin,
I thought you were head butting the cat. Wrong, the cat is belting the out of you.Pete (oh and that is 50 points off Slitherin) Pete QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 20 2005, 04:47 AM) Justin, I thought you were head butting the cat. Wrong, the cat is belting the out of you.Pete (oh and that is 50 points off Slitherin) Pete [right][snapback]700240[/snapback][/right] and you are.... Griffindor?? Hufflepuff...... or Ravenclaw????
What a stupid question!
Of course I am Griffindor. Have you seen "Goblet of Fire"? Did you like it? My two daughters are journalism students, so , we have had to disect the book. And now review the film. Pete QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 20 2005, 05:01 AM) What a stupid question! Of course I am Griffindor. Have you seen "Goblet of Fire"? Did you like it? My two daughters are journalism students, so , we have had to disect the book. And now review the film. Pete [right][snapback]700290[/snapback][/right] you are GRIFFINDOR???? Can't believe, no just kidding... haven't seen that movie, don't know it.
Melle,
Vas maken sie? This is the latest Harry Potter Movie. Maybe only out on DVD in Saigon, very expensive, $1.20 USD. Pete QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 20 2005, 05:36 AM) Melle, Vas maken sie? This is the latest Harry Potter Movie. Maybe only out on DVD in Saigon, very expensive, $1.20 USD. Pete [right][snapback]700406[/snapback][/right] ohhhhh, I was to lazy to translate "goblet"  of course I know him, will see it tomorrow in cinema I'm a BIG Potter Fan  really 1.20??????  Can't buy it on DVD at the moment- just in cinema
I ahve come to harass the aussie thread for just a little while
Ready: Harass: Harass: Harass: Harass: Harass: Harass:  How was that? Thanks for letting me do that...Mel you are spending way to much time with the aussies...they have really big spiders and funny looking animals...it might be best to go back to the avatar thread whrere you know you are loved
Lions.Pete
Wazza,
Do you stutter naturally. Pete QUOTE(wasatch9 @ Dec 20 2005, 11:57 PM) I ahve come to harass the aussie thread for just a little while Ready: Harass: Harass: Harass: Harass: Harass: Harass: How was that? Thanks for letting me do that...Mel you are spending way to much time with the aussies...they have really big spiders and funny looking animals...it might be best to go back to the avatar thread whrere you know you are loved [right][snapback]703860[/snapback][/right] I have sleep it over Wasatch
QUOTE(melle51203 @ Dec 21 2005, 07:55 AM) I have sleep it over Wasatch [right][snapback]704824[/snapback][/right] O.K. Mel. Dont sleep to long though..
Pete- did you run away?????????????????????????????????????????????? 
No I am here, even Aussies have to sleep.
Except for Justin. Snape never sleeps! He just creeps around in his big black frock. If Snape was an Aussie he would wear, A T shirt, Thongs on his feet, a pair of short pants, (stubbies) and, you can be sure that he would have a broken nose, because no Aussie would put up with such a sanctimonious head.Pete.
Pete-
it's time to change your avatar again...... waiting for some new
QUOTE(gonsaigon @ Dec 22 2005, 09:46 PM) No I am here, even Aussies have to sleep. Except for Justin. Snape never sleeps! He just creeps around in his big black frock. If Snape was an Aussie he would wear, A T shirt, Thongs on his feet, a pair of short pants, (stubbies) and, you can be sure that he would have a broken nose, because no Aussie would put up with such a sanctimonious head.Pete. [right][snapback]708995[/snapback][/right] Frock?  
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AUSSIES THERE!!!!!
Let the spirit of christmas in your heart
To All my MMG friends.
Hair far krealen ice airn airpy Chrissy, air arp leasant Newie ear. Lotsarv larve tworl. Pete |
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