One night Billy went out with his girlfriend. So after there date he decided to bring her to his house to have a little fun. But he forgot he moved back in with his parents and was sharing a room with his nine year old brother.They had a bunkbed. so he brings in his girl to the top bunk and they decide to spice things up a little. so he tells her be quite and to say lettuce if she wants it harder and tomato if she wants a different position. so for the next five minutes, the girl was yelling

lettuce

tomato

lettuce

tomato

lettuce

tomato

Billy: "It's coming! it's coming!"

Girl: "Take it out! Take it out, I don't wanna get pregant!"

**Billy takes it out**

Suddenly his nine year old brother wakes up and says "hey can you guys stop making sandwiches up there you got mayo all over my face."

sis it a little *dirty* ?