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Yahsson2
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While
he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict. Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't
seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If
he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you", to which the wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



Yahsson2 rofl4.gif
realist
Good one! biggrin.gif
bbabe
Hehehe..... be strong indeed biggrin.gif
snow66
Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
brelee
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Aftermath
nice joke about prison
linasmith82
nice joke.. lol
DocRock
QUOTE (linasmith82 @ Oct 22 2008, 12:27 PM) *
nice joke.. lol

ooooo bad !

QUOTE (DocRock @ Oct 22 2008, 12:53 PM) *
ooooo bad !

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