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Yahsson2
Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand-new Lancer, doing 100kph, with her face up next to her rear-view mirror, putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a few seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me.

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the hot dog out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear. It fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.

I wish they'd keep women off the road!


Yahsson 2 rofl4.gif
ezway2cash
THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!! biggrin.gif
stimmyvz
hihi not bad if you can do all that at the same time
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