become members of a certain church. The minister said that they would
have to go without sex for two weeks to prove their steadfast faith.
They agreed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The
retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple
said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no
problem.
The minister turned to the newlyweds. "And what about you two?" he
asked.
"It was fine until she dropped the can of paint," said the young man.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent
over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust simply took
over."
The minister shook his head sadly. "I am afraid you are not welcome any more at this church," he said.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome at Home Depot any more
either."
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