An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found
themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

"Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis
courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need
any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located
throughout the area."

"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off,
"we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard
about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"

Hahahahahaha....

Nice joke ezway2cash

hehe nice

I would have said 'if i knew it was this good i would have killed you years ago'



KJ