Difference Between Man and Woman Showering


How to Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
note to do more sit-ups

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,
long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for
15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair.

11. Shave armpits and legs.

12. Turn off shower.

13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
mold spots with Tilex.

14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
and towel on head.

17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.



How To Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the
way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the
size of your wiener and scratch your a**.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face

6. Wash your armpits.

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how
loud they sound in the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck
on the soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pee.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light
and fan on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and
make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

19. Throw wet towel on bed.

Too damn funny! How many people can vouch for both sides of this one? I really just want to go up to someone random and make the woowoo sound now. Happy Friday all!

owyeh so true, maybe add the part of the lengt of the shower, women 20 minutes man can do it in 8 minutes

Good Stuff.

How true!

Thanks for the joke ezway2cash