What do you call a cow with no legs?
-ground beef
Two guys walk into a bar - the third one ducks! (that one's really bad!)
A termite walks into a bar and says "Bar-TENDER" (that one is weak too!)
Why did the frog cross the road?
-It was the chicken's day off
That's all I got for now. I hope that if nothing else, you got one of those ridiculous laughs out of it.
Take care!
Full Version: Ok So Here Are The Cheeeeeeezy Jokes!
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Heard all of them except the termite one, and yes those are cheezy lol
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