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Yippee

Sep 28 2005, 06:23 PM

Well, I thought Sunflower Seed was pathetic, but some of these have surpassed that. Got any others?

Investits (sounds like a disease)
Animal hyip (pretty wild, eh?)
Compound Queen (why not king?)
Oxygen Invest (we must need this one to live)
Zoom Invest (vroom-vroom, putt-putt, cough, choke, blah!)
Xmas 2005 (will it last till Christmas?)
Greg hyip (do you suppose the admin is Greg?)
Happy Invest (I'm happy, you're happy, let's all be happy)
Private Sins (interesting)
Honest hyip (Oh boy, an honest one for a change!)
Soul of Cash (I prefer R&B)
Way to Heaven (join now and guarantee your ticket to eternity)
Neo-undream (HUH, WTF ???)
Believe Money (gosh, does money really exist?)
Lexus hyip (does this mean we can buy a new Lexus with our profits here?)
Right hyip (wouldn't want to join the wrong hyip now)
Infexe (how about an antibiotic with that?)
Earth hyip (Earth to admin, come in admin)

Eighterz

Sep 28 2005, 07:24 PM

I believe after reading this thread, someone will have an idea to make a hyip and named it " STUPID HYIP"

nuk

Sep 28 2005, 07:41 PM

Marlena pointed this one out to me:
Joe's Laundry Service and HYIP. No joke!

Here's some more. All of these exist, at least at this moment:
PonziHyip: truth in advertising

SmartHyip: don't invest in DumbHyip!

HyipSeeds: what the hell? Another hyip by Karsten? Illegitimate spawn of sunflower seeds?

Niceness-invest: how lame-o.

Hair Invest: WTF?

Cool and Snappy: soon to be uncool and crappy. Pays every 20 mins.

Invest in Burgundy: but not a HYIP named after the wine.

It's A Secret: claims it pays over 500% a month. The secret is *it's a scam*

Oxygen-Invest: hey, you need it right? Why not MAKE MONEY BREATHING?!!!!

{66.29.0.130}: wow, someone put some thought into this name!

Golden Elixer: investors get the golden shower.

There are TONS more

NUK

moneyman

Sep 28 2005, 09:59 PM

Here's my interpretation

Investits (sounds like a disease) <-- maybe it should be "inves_tits" (who is Inve ? Is she a girl?

)

Way to Heaven (join now and guarantee your ticket to eternity) <-- it'll soon switch to "(High)Way to Hell"

Lexus hyip (does this mean we can buy a new Lexus with our profits here?) <-- Admin wants to buy a new Lexus

Hair Invest: WTF? <-- hair transplant for everybody? or Get your shampoo

Ubikk

Sep 29 2005, 12:58 AM

This is the funnies topic I came across since I joined MMG

Magnifico

Sep 29 2005, 01:27 AM

QUOTE(Yippee @ Sep 28 2005, 06:23 PM)

Well, I thought Sunflower Seed was pathetic, but some of these have surpassed that. Got any others?
Investits (sounds like a disease)
Animal hyip (pretty wild, eh?)
Compound Queen (why not king?)
Oxygen Invest (we must need this one to live)
Zoom Invest (vroom-vroom, putt-putt, cough, choke, blah!)
Xmas 2005 (will it last till Christmas?)
Greg hyip (do you suppose the admin is Greg?)
Happy Invest (I'm happy, you're happy, let's all be happy)
Private Sins (interesting)
Honest hyip (Oh boy, an honest one for a change!)
Soul of Cash (I prefer R&B)
Way to Heaven (join now and guarantee your ticket to eternity)
Neo-undream (HUH, WTF ???)
Believe Money (gosh, does money really exist?)
Lexus hyip (does this mean we can buy a new Lexus with our profits here?)
Right hyip (wouldn't want to join the wrong hyip now)
Infexe (how about an antibiotic with that?)
Earth hyip (Earth to admin, come in admin)

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haha funny stuff

Ubikk

Sep 29 2005, 01:28 AM

Actually Hair Invest is the funniest

alexeow

Sep 29 2005, 01:39 AM

I'm wondering how they can still attract people to put their hard earned money there.

I thought they were all jokes!

TheMobileHookup

Sep 29 2005, 01:53 AM

Haven't even gone into those threads. The names are too ridiculous

Ubikk

Sep 29 2005, 02:47 AM

All that matters nowadays is that a program is paying.. nobody cares about its name.. it could even be f*u*c*k-u-hyip.com

TheMobileHookup

Sep 29 2005, 02:49 AM

QUOTE(Ubikk @ Sep 29 2005, 06:47 AM)

All that matters nowadays is that a program is paying.. nobody cares about its name.. it could even be f*u*c*k-u-hyip.com

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If it has a stupid name it's probably not paying.

alexeow

Sep 29 2005, 03:33 AM

QUOTE(Ubikk @ Sep 29 2005, 06:47 PM)

All that matters nowadays is that a program is paying.. nobody cares about its name.. it could even be f*u*c*k-u-hyip.com

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Another stupid name? OMG

Global*Money

Sep 29 2005, 03:52 AM

So many new Hyips are born daily, its hard even to think of a name i think

nothinggirl

Sep 29 2005, 04:07 AM

QUOTE(Global*Money @ Sep 29 2005, 06:52 AM)

So many new Hyips are born daily, its hard even to think of a name i think
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no doubt, i'm sure the names are running out at this point. funny stuff tho.

timeinvestor

Sep 29 2005, 04:47 AM

Private sins is a good 1.haha

Giving away yr money to clear your sins.hehe :

fivebucks

Sep 29 2005, 08:14 AM

thisisnotascam.com

Spiv

Sep 29 2005, 08:58 AM

its not a HYIP...damn, I hate that word...but an autosmurf:

www.desurfsmurf.com

Just check that page out...Are kids surfing for money yet these days?

nuk

Sep 29 2005, 05:26 PM

QUOTE(Spiv @ Sep 29 2005, 09:58 AM)

its not a HYIP...damn, I hate that word...but an autosmurf:

www.desurfsmurf.com

Just check that page out...Are kids surfing for money yet these days?

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What the hell? We don't just get scammers, we get dumb and strange scammers.
NUK

nothinggirl

Sep 29 2005, 05:57 PM

QUOTE(timeinvestor @ Sep 29 2005, 07:47 AM)

Private sins is a good 1.haha

Giving away yr money to clear your sins.hehe :
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lol it's actually backed by porn. that's the only one on this list i'm in, of all things...

it did pay me tho

Yippee

Sep 29 2005, 06:14 PM

QUOTE(nothinggirl @ Sep 29 2005, 08:57 PM)

lol it's actually backed by porn. that's the only one on this list i'm in, of all things...

it did pay me tho

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So do they verify their membership by making you send in nude photo ID's ?

nothinggirl

Sep 29 2005, 06:14 PM

QUOTE(Yippee @ Sep 29 2005, 09:14 PM)

So do they verify their membership by making you send in nude photo ID's ?

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not yet.

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