Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an London office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a London secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

Signboard in Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Notice In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

Something tells me these are real signs. Hilarious!!

A few more -

Actual Clippings From Church Bulletins:

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.


Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."


Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.


Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.


"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."


Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.


The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.


The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."


Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.


The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."


Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.


Smile at someone who is hard to love.


Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.


Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.


Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.


At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.


Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.


The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the choir.


Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.


The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.


Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.


Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.


The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.


Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and medication to follow.


The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.


Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.


The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.


Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.


The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.


Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.


Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.


The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours

thats funny

verry funny not just funny

i so enjoyed that. I think I pee'd meself.

picture are more fun....

Ive always been a fan of the signs that say slippery when wet... ROFL

These are pretty funny - especially the pics! I think the traffic sign was meant for me.

THAT'S REALLY FUNNY....

Now that is an unusual side order!

Really Funny.

Some of those were hysterical. Love the post. Thanks for the laughs.

Thank you for sharing, very interesting information.

lol

these are really funny

Great thinking!is this s ur buffet?

I think that they are real too
lolz

Man, I love stuff like this.

Thank you for the super signs

very, very, very.....funny!!! I've wiped my tears as i see those signs..