Here are some of the best things I have found on the internet.

I would post each picture individually but that would require too much room.

WARNING:MAY CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE. THESE WILL BE NOTED WITH *** TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE.

Please post your links and I will update this post if there are any good ones.



The best of the best:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...hreadid=2411937

A Street Sweeper's Tale - The Something Awful Forums

These are absolutely hilarious. A must read if you have some time.
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http://maddox.xmission.com
Absolutely brilliant.
When I feel like it I will add links to the better articles.

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http://www.toytowngermany.com/lofi/index.p...38535-1600.html

Jokes ***

Jokes. Plain and simple
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http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/show...highlight=funny

hi i think vac/valve/steam made a mistake? - Steam Users Forums

LMFAO at the stupidest person on the internet.

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http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=64672.0
Gaming World Forums - I swallowed a small piece of aluminum foil.

OMGWTFBBQ!!!1one!

This person and one in above link should have a battle of stupidity.
RESULT: tie. They were both preoccupied with being dumb asses on the internet.
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Humor
This is the biggest category


http://www.planetmike.com/jokes/menwomen/women_and_men.shtml
Planet Mike Jokes Women and Men

Good humor from Matt Groening.
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http://grza.net/GIS/First%20Spawncamp%20Ever.jpg
Funny pic
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XKCD comics. These are the greatest. There are quite a few so I've grouped them together.

http://xkcd.org/186/
http://www.xckd.com/325/
http://xkcd.com/101/
http://xkcd.com/210/
http://xkcd.com/248/
http://xkcd.com/250
http://xkcd.com/337/
http://xkcd.com/72/
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http://blog.coolz0r.com/2006/07/10/your-spine-or-mine/

Coolz0r - Marketing Thoughts » Your Spine Or Mine?

This is for people who don't need Handicapped spaces, but still use them. SHAME ON YOU. :
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http://chipchick.com/wp-content/uploads/20...6/accordion.jpg
Accordion Hero. This game pawns you. And Guitar Hero. And Rock Band.
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http://forum.exler.ru/uploads/77/post-1174941758.jpg

OH ****.
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http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index...date=2007-10-17

Full Frontal Nerdity by Aaron Williams

Is this you? If it is GTFO mah intraweb
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http://picsyard.com/13_of_The_World_s_Most...al_Posters_PICS

Every one loves motivational posters!
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These are some funny headlines. I cannot believe that every single one is real but they're still funny.

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines1.htm
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines2.htm
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines3.htm
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines4.htm
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines5.htm
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines6.htm
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http://www.cheaphumor.com/nowandthen.html

1973 vs 2007
How much have we really advanced in 34 years?

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http://www.dimaggio.org/DoNotClick/Favouri...ures/blonde.htm

I have nothing against blondes but I still rip on them. :
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http://www.docstoc.com/docs/15948/35-Most-...r-Marketing-Ads

docstoc | 35 Most Clever Marketing Ads

Damn good ads.
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http://www.jibjab.com/view/65040/view_joke_content

Random picture time!!!!:
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http://www.mightywombat.com/oldtoon.php?year=2006&id=269

Mighty Wombat Web Comic Archive :: Mac vs PC

I have nothing against OSX, but Steve Jobs is so full of crap.
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http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.p...-assumption.jpg

If I were a Cat, I would be insulted at all the lolcats floating around the internet. This cat is too.
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http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/esc.jpg

Run my useless little friend run!

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http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20061220.jpg
Penny Arcade is Classic.
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http://www.stuffsucks.com/images/emoblack.gif

They are taking over! RUN!

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http://www.techpersona.com/wp/2007/03/18/p...ll-phone-badddd

Public Bathroom + Cell Phone = Baddddd … : techPersona Media

Sweet sweet revenge...

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http://www.thinkin-lincoln.com/index.php?strip_id=456
Of or Like Iron - Thinkin' Lincoln

Lincoln is thinkin. Nuff said

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http://www.toytowngermany.com/forum/upload...79715_thumb.jpg

Wives are over rated.
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http://www.units.muohio.edu/psybersite/Humor/nseq522.gif

Explains why you get that weird urge to burn things.

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http://www.wellingtongrey.net/miscellanea/...ss-devices.html
Wellington Grey -- Miscellanea -- The Truth About Wireless Devices

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
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Miscellaneous
Random things that weren't really funny but were still worth checking out.


http://baseballbatyouth.com/Rock_Paper_Scissors.html
The Ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors Chart

The Title says it all
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http://blog.buttermouth.com/2007/06/top-25...movies-and.html

ButterBlog - The Top Undiscovered Websites. Sites like TVLinks, Peekvid, and more.

Watch TV easily online while you still can!
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http://bluesuncorp.co.uk/2007/11/12/five-g...-cs-source-mods

Five great CS Source mods | BlueSunCorp

If you have never played CS GTFO this forum and buy Garry's MOD with Counter strike for $20

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http://kevinremde.members.winisp.net/images/yellow_wall.jpg
yellow_wall

For all the slow people in the group those are wires.

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http://www.bestdamnlinks.com/out.cfm?link_id=12443

Judge Judy Rips Into Ebay Scammer at Best Damn Links


***** gets pawned.
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http://www.cio.com/article/print/135700

Seven Wonders of the IT World
The title says it all :.
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WARNING VERY GORY!!!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/v...ucation-Manhunt
The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Manhunt
Uncensored Manhunt. you have to be a L33T )-(4X0R to access it like this.
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http://www.imarc.net/communique/view/97/ps...zy_movie_poster

PS Quickie! Your Own Crazy Movie Poster
Pretty Awsome!
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http://www.maxconsole.net/content_img/360leuj.jpg

Who doesn't like kick ass modded HAlo 3 Xbox 360 cases.

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http://www.u-starvin.com/micromaniac/
Easy Mac Micro Maniac

WARNING DO NOT TRY AT HOME

Who doesn't like playing with microwaves?

http://www.u-starvin.com/micromaniac/ - is Amazing!!!

thanks, some of those are pretty good!

Thanks for the links i am a texting operator and could use some funny things to chat about on my job thanks again.

http://www.toytowngermany.com/forum/upload...79715_thumb.jpg

This one killed me! Thanks a lot!

Thank you for good site.
Very helpful. I add your web site in my google reader. I will return again.
bye...

best church jokes

Some churches are more fun than others.
Believe it or not, these actually appeared in various church bulletins:

1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and
north ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both
ends.

2. Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All
ladies giving milk, come early.

3. Wednesday the ladies liturgy society will meet. Mr.
Johnson will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by
the pastor.

4. Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the little
mothers club. All ladies wishing to be little mothers
please meet with the pastor in his study.

5. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to
come forward and lay an egg at the alter.

6. The service will close with "Little Drops Of Water".
One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the
congregation will join in.

7. On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray
the expenses of the new carpet. All those wishing to do
something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of
paper.

8. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every
kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday
afternoon.

9. A bean supper will be held on Saturday evening in the
church basement. Music will follow.

10. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce
the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs.
Julius Belzer.

11. Tonights sermon: What is hell? Come early and listen
to our choir practice.

12. For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.

13. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church
and community.

14. Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

15. Don't let worry kill you off -- let the church help.


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