Story no. 1:
There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant !! Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
Story no. 2:
Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "YES".. OK, BYE". She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
Story no. 3:
3 Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : ****-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-****-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-****-will dooo !!!
Story no. 4:
3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.
