31 Ways to Have an Extra-Specially Fun Time At WalMart!
PLUS A GREAT WAY TO BEAT THE BLAHS!
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?"
5. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible I smell sex and candy"
8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
10. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
11. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
12. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
13. Put M&M's on layaway.
14. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
15. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
16. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
17. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
18. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
19. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
20. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
21. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
22. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
23. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
24. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
25. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
26. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
27. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
28. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
29. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
30. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
31. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, were out of toliet paper in here!"
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That is really crazy,have you tried out any of those things that you have mentioned?
 I couldn't imagine myself doing those things but that would make my day if I could see it done in person.
Something realy realy close to this I have read a few days-weeks ago, the only difference is that it had about 20 instructions on how to entertain yourself and others in an elevator, too bad it was in russian, but if I`ll be in a good mood I`ll translate it!
That is too darn FUNNY!!
thanks for bring this up again 
OMG!!! I'd love to see someone attempt any of the above....
QUOTE 4. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?" 5. Try on bras over top of your clothes. Being Male, these two alone would have me arrested
Very funny! Thanks for sharing it
somebody would definitely be arrested. for this stuff.
QUOTE(S!nTeZ @ Jan 5 2007, 02:48 PM) [snapback]3473808[/snapback] Something realy realy close to this I have read a few days-weeks ago, the only difference is that it had about 20 instructions on how to entertain yourself and others in an elevator, too bad it was in russian, but if I`ll be in a good mood I`ll translate it!  I laugh again every time I read it. I would be interested in reading the one about the elevator, if you ever translate it.
I actually know someon who would do these kinds of things just for fun.
Whenever we see them in the store we try to avoid them. They are great friends just not so fun to be with in a store. It would be funny to have them go through the list and post it on youtube Candy QUOTE(jaide @ Jul 8 2007, 08:16 AM) [snapback]4246267[/snapback] I actually know someon who would do these kinds of things just for fun. Whenever we see them in the store we try to avoid them. They are great friends just not so fun to be with in a store. It would be funny to have them go through the list and post it on youtube Candy Give them the list and then follow them with a video camera.  suuuuuuuuuuuper!!!!!!!!QUOTE(gpmac12 @ Dec 30 2006, 05:50 AM) [snapback]3438018[/snapback] 31 Ways to Have an Extra-Specially Fun Time At WalMart! PLUS A GREAT WAY TO BEAT THE BLAHS! 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?" 5. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible I smell sex and candy" 8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10." 10. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 11. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 12. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 13. Put M&M's on layaway. 14. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 15. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 16. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 17. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 18. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 19. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 20. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 21. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 22. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 23. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. 24. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 25. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 26. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 27. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. 28. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 29. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 30. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 31. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, were out of toliet paper in here!" |
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