He was teaching the class all the funstion keys,
"Class, press F1 key and you'll see...,
press Shift key with Scroll Lock key to change...,
press Delete key to... "
"... Ok class, now press any key now to move on to next screen!"
There was a boy frowned in confusion and mumbled, "Why can't I locate the 'Any' key on my keybord???"
