When being chased, you always have to fall at least once.

No matter where you are going, there will always be a doctor on the plane, and most probably a pregnant woman.

When stealing, the keys to the truck/car will always be in the visor.

If you get in a gang fight by yourself, don't worry. They will wait in line to fight you.




What else have you learned?

When you are running in a house and there's someone behind you, always go to the second floor of the house

lol yeah..or when you're running from someone/something outside, you will always trip and fall..

Also with high speed chases involving monsterous wrecks and dozens of police cars and people shooting guns...cars and trucks will never slow down or get out of the way.

Bad guys have no aim
Can be in a room with hundreds shooting, yet one person with a handgun still comes out alive

Or people get knocked out with one lousy punch by some loser

that asian people are either the bad guys, the rich mafia, the nerd, or sex kitten.

the goodies always win

Don't worry if you must fly an aeroplane because the pilot was dead.
You always be able to land it safely.

in every prison there should be Danny Trejo http://imdb.com/name/nm0001803/

Or Vampire movie, or any movie with a mexican gang

if the door opens a little bit you have too go into that room and see whats happening even after the phone call with a heavy breather

The female lead always curious and not afraid of anything...evident in horror/slasher and ghost film

Don't forget never running out of ammo!

All objects are highly combustable!

There's usually an Indian boy with a funny accent in American teen movies and series.

wan wilder... that 70'th show...

Thinking about them makes me wanna torrent

No matter how badly hurt he is, Bruce Willis always beat them at end


Oh and they always run faster as explosion, always manage to escape on that huge flames

That life sucks and then you die. It is a good thing they are only images and not for real.

I learned from Cast Away (Tom Hanks)... always go to your dentist before you on travel... you never know when you'll end in a deserted island with no dentists.