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Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car gets exhausted. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick goes hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat too many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day gets no piece at night. It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Man who eats cookies in bed will wake up feeling crummy. Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent. Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders. Fly who sit on toilet seat bound to get pissed off. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Man with bird in hand have trouble blowing nose. Never raise hand to angry child; it leave groin exposed He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Man who sit on tack get point! He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts. Woman who spend too much time on bedspring soon get offspring It take square ass to **** a brick. Man piss in wind, wind piss back Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Naked man fears no pick pocket. All men eat, but Fu Manchu Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself. Man who lay girl on hill not on level. Man who shoot off mouth bound to lose face. Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink. Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. Squirrel who runs up woman's legs not find nuts. Woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy. Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus. Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---wake up with no pillow. Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work. Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady. Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn Do not drink and park, accidents cause people. He who have last laugh, not get joke.
that was a copy and paste job right?
u didnt just think all of those sayins off your head? im gonna use the chopstick one in future 
what's all about???
 QUOTE(nursepower @ Oct 11 2006, 02:00 PM) [snapback]2971468[/snapback] Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car gets exhausted. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick goes hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat too many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day gets no piece at night. It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Man who eats cookies in bed will wake up feeling crummy. Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent. Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders. Fly who sit on toilet seat bound to get pissed off. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Man with bird in hand have trouble blowing nose. Never raise hand to angry child; it leave groin exposed He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Man who sit on tack get point! He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts. Woman who spend too much time on bedspring soon get offspring It take square ass to **** a brick. Man piss in wind, wind piss back Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Naked man fears no pick pocket. All men eat, but Fu Manchu Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself. Man who lay girl on hill not on level. Man who shoot off mouth bound to lose face. Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink. Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. Squirrel who runs up woman's legs not find nuts. Woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy. Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus. Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---wake up with no pillow. Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work. Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady. Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn Do not drink and park, accidents cause people. He who have last laugh, not get joke.
Hey I stole those fair and square!!
OMG.....where does this wisdom come from
 I think I'm gonna try to remember atleast some of them 
I find most of the "man...." part funny
QUOTE(nursepower @ Oct 11 2006, 05:00 PM) [snapback]2971468[/snapback] Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. What is the first???  
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