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okiro
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We need to get worry rofl4.gif rofl4.gif rofl4.gif

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TAPIR
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BTW
Where I can buy "18th" rolleyes.gif . I wanna try something new/old smile.gif .
SensibleInvestor
Ehehehe...

Here is another one biggrin.gif

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marc williams
Can't wait for 2010 wink.gif
Viperguy
This should be in the Humor section, not General chat ><
Probably will be moved...
But it's pretty damm funny lol
creepy
QUOTE(okiro @ Sep 28 2006, 09:54 AM) [snapback]2890007[/snapback]

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We need to get worry

What will be next? w00t2.gif

clapping7.gif thumbup(1).gif Good image, but don't worry about this it's preety for me
okiro
Bump wink.gif it's still nice image biggrin.gif huh now it's 2008 just smile.gif
steweroad
Yeahhh.... Global Worming! So, What?
carterandy
LOL, thats hilarious! biggrin.gif
Adam44
Haha, those are hilarious.
rekab
thanks for the laugh!
surfsidesix
love it!!!
sugarplum800



This is the 'Age of Hilarious' ! biggrin.gif

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A little political humor:


The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

WASHINGTON , DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Senator Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer of Persons of Inability.

Private-sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%), and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability into middle-management positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the AWNA Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled--banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?"

"As a Non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her lack of any discernible job skills. "This new law should really help people like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Senator Ted Kennedy: "As a Senator With No Abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation
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Carl29
For global warming issues etc, read "another excuse to tax us more" ; )
mlmnuke
The ones in the 1900's section look like a big censored2.gif pair of boxers.
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