A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, over 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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Lol it made me giggle.

hahahaaaaa

I didn't expect that....LOL

Good one - Thanks!!

That is just wrong

Thanks for the joke

lol... You make me smile early today.. thanks for sharing!

Family are at the hospital looking at a guy lying on his death bed.
Doctor says "he needs a brain transplant"
Family member says "how much does that cost?"
Doctor says.
"Well if we fit a new female brain it will be $5000 and a male one $500"
Females are looking smug at this point
Guy says "how come a female's brain is 10 times the price?"
Doctor says "ahh.. it's because a males brain has been used" lol...


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Good one ...

I don't understand that brain transplant one...

Good one

ha lol nice one he sure "like" is mother-in-law

haha, best joke so far from this forum!

hahahaha!!
lolll good joke dude

didn't lol but that was pretty funny.

I liked the mother-in-law joke, that was quite funny! Kidding aside, why do men have bigger issues with their MILs than daughters-in-law? Well in time, these things too shall pass. You need the network you know