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post Dec 18 2005, 02:06 PM
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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse manure.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. rofl4.gif


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post Dec 18 2005, 02:13 PM
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LOL, that's just mean


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post Dec 18 2005, 02:14 PM
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post Dec 18 2005, 09:03 PM
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Haha... rofl4.gif

That's an interesting twist. Sure enjoyed that!
Hmm... now I'm gonna look out for some cops harhar.gif


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post Dec 18 2005, 10:52 PM
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should be a movie!


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post Dec 19 2005, 12:15 AM
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lol.... I would love to do that to my boss Lighten.gif

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post Dec 19 2005, 12:21 AM
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QUOTE(logan @ Dec 19 2005, 12:15 AM)
lol.... I would love to do that to my boss Lighten.gif

Good one biggrin.gif
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post Dec 19 2005, 12:36 AM
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Oh snap! That's sooo wrong. biggrin.gif


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post Dec 19 2005, 02:36 AM
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post Dec 19 2005, 02:55 AM
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nice one... lol, did you manage to make him finish all his tickets? w00t2.gif


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post Dec 19 2005, 11:31 AM
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post Dec 24 2005, 08:12 AM
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