This is a little bit more for laffs than anything... but I thought you all might enjoy it.

We will have some fish trivia, some fish jokes and some cute fish stories all intermixed to make you smile.
They will be Clean, updated often and filtered for the best enter-tank-ment.

We are also implementing some new rules for our trivia games to keep it fair and fun for all:
You can win only three times in any one day and once an answer is given, no member will be allowed to edit the reply. This is to avoid the possibility of cheating. Any member found editing will be disqualified from the contests.

Hope you have a TUN-A fun!


Fish Story #1


Pet Fish

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now.
The man poured the fish in to the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said: "Well?"
"Well, What?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" the man asked.




First Question: Worth 25 cents....

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?


This post has been edited by ~fishie~: Aug 18 2008, 06:57 AM

Question number 2:
Some fish even have favorite movies: 25 cents to whomever can tell me the REEL titles

Marlin Rouge
Jurassic Carp
The Blair Fish Project
Pulp Fishin'
Silence of the Lemmings
Home Abalone
Forrest Guppy
Final Fintasy
A couple obvious ones that don't count... Jaws and Titanic




This post has been edited by ~fishie~: Aug 18 2008, 05:15 PM

Fish Story #2

A man took weekend fishing trips twice a month. His wife got used to them, and was sure to have all of his things packed when he came home after work on Friday. After some months of the same routine, she became concerned as to whether or not he actually was going fishing, but without any proof she wasn't going to confront him. One Sunday evening after returning from his "fishing" weekend, he confronted his wife. "All I ask from you is that you have my things ready when I get home from work. And this weekend, you forgot to pack me any clean underwear. Do you have any idea how I feel wearing the same underwear for 3 days?" The wife defended herself, "I didn't forget to pack your clean underwear." He snapped back, "Well, I didn't have any when I got to the lake. Where'd you pack them, because they sure weren't in my suitcase." "No, " she replied, "this time I packed them in your tackle box."

Is the answer "The COD-father" ? (Godfather)

Jandi-fish ~~ You are Correct!
You can post or Pm your LR number to me and I will pay you your earnings at the end of the FUN.

I won??? I don't have a LibertyReserve yet but I'll wait till contest is over and maybe I will sign up for one by then. thank-you!

You are very Whalecome!
Hope it makes ya smile a bit




Fish Story #3

Two men rent a boat and go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.

1st man: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.

2nd man: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.

1st man: Oh NO! How do you know we'll get the same boat?

Marlin Rouge is Moulan Rouge
Jurassic Carp is Jurassic Park
The Blair Fish Project is The Blair Witch Project
Pulp Fishin' is Pulp Fiction
Silence of the Lemmings is Silence of the Lambs
Home Abalone is Home Alone
Forrest Guppy is Forrest Gump
Final Fintasy is Final Fantasy

Once again-- you GOT it!!
You deserve a big STARfish!!



Question number 3, again 25 cents: What fish is the most valuable?

OK, thank you again. I guess I should try for my limit of 3 answers today!

Is the most valuable fish a GOLDfish?

YES YES!!
You are one smart fish.... you must travel in the right 'school'








Fish Story #4

No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. One day his nephew asked him how he did it. The man told his nephew that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. His nephew told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to his nephew and asked "Did you come out here to fish or to talk"?




Question number 4: Did you know that fish even have their own favorite celebrities?
25 cents for the first one to give me the REEL names of these celebs!

Cod Stewart
Prawn Connery
Mussel Crowe
Skate Moss
Shrimp Biscuit
Pike Lee
Nicole Squidman
Squid Rock
Kylie Minnow
Finnie Driver


This post has been edited by ~fishie~: Aug 18 2008, 05:47 PM

Fish Story #5

Steve was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,

"Whatcha doing, Steve?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Steve patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

Cod Stewart - Rod Stewart
Prawn Connery - Sean Connery
Mussel Crowe - Russell Crowe
Skate Moss - Kate Moss
Shrimp Biscuit - Limp Bizkit
Pike Lee - Spike Lee
Nicole Squidman - Nicole Kidman
Squid Rock - Chris Rock
Kylie Minnow - Kylie Minogue
Finnie Driver - Minnie Driver

You got it! Whale done!!



Question number 5
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

fish Story #5

David had awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.

He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."

"But why?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."

A motor pike

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