9 People The World Could Do Without

Taken from other site, I wanted to share it with you.

9 People The World Could Do Without

1. George Bush
Come on, you knew he would make the top of the list. And not just because he is half-man half-monkey. He is single-handedly responsible for destroying the image of all that is good and free in this world. For generations folks all over the world will hate America solely because of him. Hitler was popular compared to Bush. First we beat them in Beerfest, and then we beat them in evil dictators. Take that, Germany.

2. Paris Hilton
If ever there was a person in this world that should be labeled as “useless”, she’s the one. I don’t see why old stick-butt is worried about going to jail, it’s not like she has to be at work. Ah, there is a novelty; Paris Hilton and work mentioned in the same paragraph. Don’t get used to it because it will never, ever, ever happen again.

3. Tom Cruise
Shouldn’t he be old already? Why is he still running around like a twenty year old telemarketer on crack? He seems like he would be more at home doing infomercials than putting out crap-fests such as MI:3. Is that a predication? Nope. It is an inevitability. Chuck Norris may have some competition soon…

4. Sylvia Brown
The last thing we need is an aged fat woman lying to folks about their dead family members and getting rich doing it. Dead people do not talk to anyone… because they are dead. That is not just me making things up; it’s a pretty widely accepted scientific fact. Almost as wide as her fat ass. I’m sure Montel Williams could tell you that, he seems to be up it every other week on his show.

5. Steve Jobs
We don’t really need Macs; we have the PC. We also don’t need some ******* that puts “i” at the beginning of every word and tries to pass that gay **** off as cool. He is currently trying to create some sort of army of what he likes to call “Mac Geniuses” to help him take over the world. I’ll bet they eat tofu and drive around in Volkswagen Bugs. If I ever see any of these fools, I’m going to punch them in the face in the name of all that is PC.

6. Osama Bin Laden
I’m sure his parents are extra proud of him. All that time spent learning how to use religion to get folks to kill each other really paid off. He also does a nice job getting other people to commit his murders for him. He is almost like the Arab version of Charles Manson, just not as cool.

Note: he is really skinny because he doesn’t eat bacon. Never trust a man who doesn’t eat bacon.

7. Tom from MySpace
He has created a monster and if there is any justice in this universe, he will burn in whatever passes for a hell in whomever’s idea of the afterlife turns out to be correct. “Hey, I know, I’ll create a website where it takes exactly no knowledge of computers to create a webpage and let little girls whore themselves out to old pedophiles while posting gay ass surveys and pictures that don’t make them look so fat.” What a great ******* idea… ass.

8. The entire Middle East
Sure, it’s true this is more than one person. I don’t care; the entire region is being lumped together for this list. If it was blown off the map tomorrow a full half of all the wars, death, and *******s would disappear from the earth. I often wonder how a civilization that has been on this planet longer than anyone else never learned the simple task of getting along.

9. Zero
Yeah, sure. But without me, who is going to write all these brilliant, Pulitzer-worthy top 9 lists? Some other guy without a girlfriend probably…

Request: Remove Post Count

Personally I think Post Count brings more trouble than benefits, if a user as 3,000 posts that doesn't mean that user had 3,000 quality posts, probably a dim 10% would've worth of reading. Also people would try to attack you in certain threads that you're building up post count! Besides post counting could be seen as a sign of veterancy when it's not...

What do you think people of MMG?

Upcoming Summer Movies!

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Please tell us which one you want to see badly!

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Fake E-gold E-mails

Today I got another "fake" e-mail from e-gold claiming that my account was suspended, after checking out the sender I noticed it had some unusual spaces in their e-mail address:



Then I decided to log into my account and obviously my account wasnt blocked... making this a fake e-mail.

Here's the full email.



the site ain't even from e-gold, I suspect these critters come from irc.undernet... people be careful when you receive mails of this nature.

Request Action Of Mmg Staff.

Many of you, or perhaps all MMG staff is aware of my activity in IM thread, I had already been warned by xRealNinjuzx for pushing the limits of regular debate to plain trolling (that's another story that I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS WITH THIS MOD), anyway that's not why I'm here... IM admin promised refund for those who asked, yet none of these requests had been fulfilled and it's almost 24 hours since the program started running again, would the staff of MMG do something?

Aside from that, also there's several "cheerleaders", and I bet you already noticed them, bumping that thread thus putting everyone in a possible hazard for their investment. Are you going to do something? Or would you just sit back and relax completely ignoring this request?

I kneel to you in hopes you at least move a finger to this case.

Faithfully yours,

eiranis ~