Sandwitch In Bed

One night Billy went out with his girlfriend. So after there date he decided to bring her to his house to have a little fun. But he forgot he moved back in with his parents and was sharing a room with his nine year old brother.They had a bunkbed. so he brings in his girl to the top bunk and they decide to spice things up a little. so he tells her be quite and to say lettuce if she wants it harder and tomato if she wants a different position. so for the next five minutes, the girl was yelling

lettuce

tomato

lettuce

tomato

lettuce

tomato

Billy: "It's coming! it's coming!"

Girl: "Take it out! Take it out, I don't wanna get pregant!"

**Billy takes it out**

Suddenly his nine year old brother wakes up and says "hey can you guys stop making sandwiches up there you got mayo all over my face."

Are All Traffic Exchange Sites Cheaters?

I put a hit counter on my splash page to see if traffic exchange sites were really delivering traffics. I joined 5 of them and had a total of 600 credits. I added the splash page with the hit counter in it as my website. They next day, when all my credits were 0, The hit counter only read 246. Wtf..?? Is that normal???

Are These Ads Frauds Or Real?

I was searching around looking for ways to make money on the internet and came accross this blogspot ---> [url="REMOVED] . On the right, there are a couple links to websites that offer great online jobs. I need people to check them out for me please (at least one) and tell me if they think if the ads sound like something trustworthy or just another a**hole trying to rip people off.

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