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~*~QUEEN~*~
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27 May 2008
An unscrupulous businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."

"Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman.

"Do you want to write your will?"

"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."
1 May 2008
A young couple on the brink of divorce visits a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what the problem is. She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."

The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?"

The husband replies, "Well not exactly; it's her who suffers, not me."

24 Apr 2008
An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill. He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning.

Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.

Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break -- strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait and see who would leave work the earliest, but both employees stayed after closing.

Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."

Jill looked at him for a moment and said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."
20 Apr 2008
A builder and a priest were out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately, the builder wasn't very good at the game and every time he missed a shot he would shout, "Shee*t, missed."

The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder, the priest could hold his tongue no longer. "Don't swear like that," he told his friend, "or God will punish you." The builder apologized and the game continued.

As soon as he missed another shot the builder shouted, "****, missed," and continued to do so every time he missed a shot for the next three holes.

The priest was starting to get really angry by now and said, "I must insist that you stop swearing this instant, otherwise God will hear you and punish you!"

Once again, his pleas fell on deaf ears as the builder missed an easy putt on the seventeenth green and shouted, "****, missed!" Immediately the heavens parted and a bolt of lightning flew from the sky, hitting the priest and killing him stone dead.

Suddenly, a booming voice could be heard in the clouds, "Shee*t, missed!"
20 Apr 2008
Hi,

I would like to know the procedure for the termination of my MMG forum account. Kindly advice accordingly.

Best,
Chloe Josephine
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Trade stocks, options and futures, wager on sports, endless obsession with CHANEL... Currently undergoing some major wardrobe revamp in order to please my Mrs lolz :D
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~*~QUEEN~*~
@Tactics, let me consider your request.
22 Jun 2009 - 6:33
tactics
Hi Chloe, I am interested in joining your private forum for sports wagers and I was wondering if you can kindly send me an application. My email is tactics084@gmail.co m or you can PM me, thanks :)
21 Jun 2009 - 17:46
baks
Hi Qeen)))) Could you please delete one of yr PM's ))) I need to send one really, really important message for you, but yr inbox is full)))
4 Feb 2009 - 15:20
~*~QUEEN~*~
I LOVE YOU MIN DARLING! LOLZ :WOOT:
24 Apr 2008 - 14:49
Lesbian
i love you too phine babe!!!!!!! mwahhhhhhh keeekeeeee
18 Nov 2007 - 6:20
vetean
HI queen,
i can't PM you i don't know why actually..but would it be possible to know more on this betting system? since i'm very interested in tyying my luck here after suffering so much from HYIP...
thank you again...please feel free to PM me when you are free..
THank you
9 Sep 2007 - 21:26
kr1shn4
hi queen , i have left 2 messages in your forum but there was no answer , please tell me if you are still picking for sports wagers and if you can please squeeze me in , sorry if i sound pushy , but please please preety please ;)
19 Aug 2007 - 12:35
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