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Proofreading - A Dying Art
Hula
post Oct 15 2009, 09:19 PM
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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No `, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A while
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!


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post Oct 16 2009, 01:00 AM
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haha absolutely hilarious

especially this one

"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!"

hey hula do you remeber me? i used to be in the game back in '06/'07. awesome to see you've become one of the MMG staff haha


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post Oct 16 2009, 12:27 PM
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QUOTE (gummibearu @ Oct 15 2009, 11:00 PM) *
haha absolutely hilarious

especially this one

"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!"

hey hula do you remeber me? i used to be in the game back in '06/'07. awesome to see you've become one of the MMG staff haha


Of course I remember you! tongue4.gif

Great to see you again. speak_cool.gif


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post Oct 22 2009, 07:19 PM
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Nice one Hula , very hilarious they are rofl4.gif thumbup(1).gif biggrin.gif


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post Oct 27 2009, 01:38 AM
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I love this one:


"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!"


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post Oct 27 2009, 06:45 PM
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Interesting article. wink.gif

QUOTE (TomGreen @ Oct 27 2009, 01:38 AM) *
I love this one:


"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!"

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post Oct 27 2009, 06:49 PM
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Be sure to make more of this content will u.. lol..

QUOTE (pengjm18 @ Oct 27 2009, 06:45 PM) *
Interesting article. wink.gif

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post Nov 5 2009, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


This one really happened lately in my area.
No joke.






































...highly affected Zombies filed Emergency Calamity Fund Loans immediately after the tragedy.

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post Nov 26 2009, 04:12 AM
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hahaha good one hula :D

do you remember me ?? wink.gif


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post Dec 2 2009, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE (hertzsurfer @ Nov 26 2009, 05:12 AM) *
hahaha good one hula :D

do you remember me ?? wink.gif




This one's great:

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


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post Jan 1 2010, 02:52 PM
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I neededa good laugh today... Thanks!!


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post Jan 6 2010, 02:35 AM
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Its really nice one, very hilarious thanks for make me laugh.


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post Jan 18 2010, 08:11 PM
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...very funmy post

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