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post Oct 10 2005, 02:42 PM
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A typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, lays down the following rules :
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassles from you!

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my old buddies when I want, and don't you give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules... any comments?"

His new bride responds, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand one thing: there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're home or not!"

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Fate Leingod
post Oct 11 2005, 07:46 AM
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Damn..tough bargain!!
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post Oct 18 2005, 06:01 AM
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post Oct 18 2005, 08:03 AM
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Alamak !!
real hard choice
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post Oct 18 2005, 09:01 AM
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He better be home at 7 rofl4.gif


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post Oct 18 2005, 10:27 PM
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What a bride's word. LOL
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post Oct 19 2005, 04:00 AM
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No wonder the divorce rate is so high smile.gif
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post Oct 23 2005, 04:57 PM
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post Oct 23 2005, 04:58 PM
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I would just wanna watch... lol

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post Oct 23 2005, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE(Kenny @ Oct 23 2005, 07:58 PM)
I would just wanna watch... lol
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post Nov 5 2005, 05:39 AM
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post Nov 5 2005, 11:42 AM
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i wanna go to his house at 7 ......


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post Nov 5 2005, 11:53 AM
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i wanna go to his house at 7 ......
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post Nov 6 2005, 02:49 AM
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QUOTE(shubhodeep @ Nov 6 2005, 01:12 AM)
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post Nov 6 2005, 02:58 AM
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