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post Oct 10 2005, 02:42 PM
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A typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, lays down the following rules :
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassles from you!

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my old buddies when I want, and don't you give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules... any comments?"

His new bride responds, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand one thing: there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're home or not!"

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- MastrBlast   Macho Man   Oct 10 2005, 02:42 PM
- - Fate Leingod   Damn..tough bargain!!   Oct 11 2005, 07:46 AM
- - akiva   real good   Oct 18 2005, 06:01 AM
- - msidikm   Alamak !! real hard choice   Oct 18 2005, 08:03 AM
- - ponzilovaa   He better be home at 7   Oct 18 2005, 09:01 AM
- - timeinvestor   What a bride's word. LOL   Oct 18 2005, 10:27 PM
- - dswide   No wonder the divorce rate is so high   Oct 19 2005, 04:00 AM
- - NOYB   Smart woman!   Oct 23 2005, 04:57 PM
- - Kenny   I would just wanna watch... lol   Oct 23 2005, 04:58 PM
|- - NOYB   QUOTE(Kenny @ Oct 23 2005, 07:58 PM)I would j...   Oct 23 2005, 05:01 PM
- - hyperin   so good   Nov 5 2005, 05:39 AM
- - shubhodeep   i wanna go to his house at 7 ......   Nov 5 2005, 11:42 AM
|- - Global*Money   QUOTE(shubhodeep @ Nov 5 2005, 12:42 PM)i wan...   Nov 5 2005, 11:53 AM
|- - Miracle   QUOTE(shubhodeep @ Nov 6 2005, 01:12 AM)i wan...   Nov 6 2005, 02:49 AM
|- - Sabian   QUOTE(miracle_waitz @ Nov 6 2005, 10:49 AM)Me...   Nov 6 2005, 02:58 AM
- - hyperput   good   Nov 6 2005, 04:13 AM
- - eknight   Nice one   Dec 29 2005, 08:43 AM
- - jong62   reminds me of this one.... A man is the Head of t...   Jan 3 2006, 12:24 AM


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