A typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, lays down the following rules :
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassles from you!

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my old buddies when I want, and don't you give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules... any comments?"

His new bride responds, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand one thing: there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're home or not!"