Who Missed Me?

just a question.......from KiTTeN......

First Words You Say To Your Lover At First Date ?

mine: why are you here?

My Pee Issues......

I peed onto my father's clothes countless times when he took me his lap !
I peed onto bed while I was sleeping with my father !
I peed many times just for fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there any way to do it again!!!!! ?
Volunteer laps!!??? write me!!!!!

Why We Fall In Love?

Why there's something called as love?
Why we love?
Why love?
Why?

My Struggle With Wine Bottle!

Well..

I found a wine in the home that was never-opened.

Its brand was new as I didn't see before.

I took it to my bedroom with opener

I tucked opener into cork and started to pull toward me

I tried

I tried

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and couldn't open!

My hand started to ache badly and turned to red !!!

again

I tried

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and couldn't open!!!

I leaned left, leaned right, leaned front, leaned back but nope!

I thought to use pliers instead of openers but I couldn't the pliers anywhere and then I started to use openers again.

Then cork was a bit pushed up and I tried to pull it fully with my hand but nope...

I tried

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AND AT THE END, I OPENED IT!!!!!!!!!!
BUT IT SPILLED ONTO MY BED AND ONTO MY PAJAMAS!!
CLOCK WAS SHOWING 1: 48 AM
AND CAN YOU GUESS KiTTeN'S situation how bad could be at that time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!