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A Few Jokes
realist
post Mar 16 2009, 08:01 AM
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GREAT IN THE WATER
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After 75 lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she said, "I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi."

RING
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected their wedding rings. As the young lady admired the plain platinum and diamond band she had chosen for herself, she suddenly looked concerned. "Tell me," she asked the rather elderly salesman, "is there anything special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?" With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, "One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to soak it in dishwater."

AUDITOR
Q: What's an auditor?
A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

MAGIC SHOW
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, "How'd you do that?" "I could tell you, sir," the magician answered, "But then I'd have to kill you." After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then, just tell my wife!"

SINGLES BARS
Q: How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A: At the circus, the clowns don't talk.


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post Mar 16 2009, 08:38 AM
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LOL!!

Thanks for the laughs biggrin.gif
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post Mar 19 2009, 01:29 AM
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ok funny
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post Apr 17 2009, 06:03 PM
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post Apr 20 2009, 03:35 PM
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ahahaha good stuff dont make me pull out my funny shiznite!


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post May 5 2009, 01:41 PM
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post May 9 2009, 12:44 PM
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really funny
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post May 13 2009, 08:09 PM
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hahaha nice


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post Aug 8 2009, 08:07 PM
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

JUST TOO CUTE.

This is the cleanest joke
I've come across in a long while!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband talking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone.


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post Aug 8 2009, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE (snow66 @ Aug 9 2009, 10:37 AM) *
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

JUST TOO CUTE.

This is the cleanest joke
I've come across in a long while!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband talking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone.


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LOL....That was funny rofl4.gif
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post Aug 8 2009, 09:40 PM
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HERE'S ONE FROM ME. rofl4.gif rofl4.gif rofl4.gif



WHY DID AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMELA ANDERSON?

BECAUSE PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.

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post Aug 9 2009, 02:02 AM
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A Tap on the Driver

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him
something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a
bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate
glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said,
"Please, dont ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't
realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at
all.

Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a funeral car
for the last 25 years."
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post Aug 9 2009, 02:07 AM
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QUOTE (snow66 @ Aug 9 2009, 04:32 PM) *
A Tap on the Driver

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him
something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a
bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate
glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said,
"Please, dont ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't
realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at
all.

Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a funeral car
for the last 25 years."
lildevil.gif


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post Aug 9 2009, 02:09 AM
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Four Catholic Ladies...


Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."

This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2" hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh, my God...'." rotflmao.gif
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post Oct 8 2009, 02:58 AM
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ahaha funny biggrin.gif


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