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15 Oct 2009
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No `, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A while
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
24 Sep 2009
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We also guarantee that you will back our business, like we back yours, 100%! We are always working and searching other businesses looking for other quality businesses to add to our network. Enabling a constant cash flow to you, and your business, making things better for every one!

We provide a support area that will get you help when you need it most! We are here for you! We want you to be as successful as you can! Because when you're successful, we all are!

How it works:

1. First you will need to signup for your own Free Member Account!
2. Confirm your Registration when you receive our Welcome Email
3. Then... you can login to your new Member Account and "Explore"
4. Setup your own site links and assign them some Free Credits...
5. Surf to Earn More Credits and Cash, Sell Credits, Buy Advertising, etc
6. Its that easy, and new sites are usually approved within 24 hours
7. Upgrade your account after learning how our system can work for you!

Membership Benefits:

* 15 Second Timer (Auto) - 10 Second Timer (Manual)
* 200 FREE CREDITS are given to all New Members
* Up to 5 urls are allowed for Free Member Accounts
* Earn Credits or Cash by visiting other member sites
* Earn Credits or Cash by referring others (up to 10 levels)
* Earn Credits or Cash by playing our Online Member Games
* Earn Credits or Cash from Members Paid to Click Ads
* Win Extra Credits from Surfing Bonuses (pay close attention)
* You can Purchase Banner Ads, Text Ads, or Paid to Click Ads
* Paid Memberships available with more URLs, credits and more...
* We disclose full membership and downline information to you
* No popups, downloads, frame breakers, site rotators allowed!
* Members are required to surf 100 sites to receive free credits
* Only one account is allowed per person

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2 Sep 2009
(Copied from Blog & Internet on www.neatorama.com)

It was 40 years ago today, September 2, 1969 that scientists connected two computers at UCLA with a 15-foot cable and the machines were able to communicate with each other. The test data was meaningless, but the breakthrough eventually led to the formation of the internet, but there were plenty of other milestones.

Which date is the birthday of the internet?

September 2, 1969: First time two computers communicated with each other.

Oct 29, 1969: Message sent from computer to computer in different locations.

1971: The first email was sent.

Jan 1, 1983: ARPANET adopted the standard TCP/IP protocol.

March 1989: Tim Berners-Lee invented the World Wide Web.

April 22, 1993: Mosaic became the first web browser.
2 Sep 2009


I am not the admin.

I see truckloads of earning potential in this well planned revenue sharing program.

The admin is Margaret. She has been invited here.

Want your share of the advertising market? Then this is the place for you. We offer the optimum advertising advantages for you and on top of that we share 75% of all revenue generated with our upgraded members. We also have very nice referral commissions available at a very generous 15 percent.

So what do you get as a advertiser? A 20 second timer more than enough to catch your targeted markets eye. Also for a change in this market we also have it set to autosurf just sit back and enjoy the show. We have 2 levels of membership: Free and Market Share. To be part of the Market Share all you have to do is purchase Pips and surf your 15 sites a day and you will in turn receive 200% Return on your investment. The returns will be paid weekly with a maximum of 20 percent of all profits in the Market Share.

STANDARD MEMBERSHIP

* 100 credits for joining
* 1:2 surf ratio
* ad 1 site to rotation
* surf up to 50 sites

M A R K E T E R S

* 100 credits for joining
* 1:1 surf ratio
* earn up to 200% of advertising dollars spent
* 15% Referral Comission
* weekly profit sharing
* automatic daily referral credit

A few important highlights from the FAQ page:

I'd like to upgrade. What is the minimum I have to pay?

The smallest ad PIPS package we have is $10, which will buy 10 PIPS. You can buy as many as you like as long as you do not go over 20,000. This is strictly enforced by administration any amount over this will need to be cashed out.

How do I request payment?

Please use the request cash out link in the first menu block once logged into your account to request funds sent to a processor. For transferring earnings on weekly returns to your wallet use transfer earnings link in the second menu box.

How often do I get referral commissions?

Your referral credit is added to your wallet immediately after they pay for their purchases. You can then use your referral earnings for your own purchases, or withdraw.

How often can I request payment?

Since we allow you to use your referral earnings from with in the site we only allow 5 cash out requests per week. This is 1 per processor. If you do not use all then you are still entitled to 5 requests.

When will I get my weekly returns?


Weekly returns will be given to your account on Tuesday nights before server time changes to Wednesday. You will have until Wednesday night before server time changes to Thursday to either transfer to your wallet or roll over. Prior to server time change on Monday to Tuesday any remaining earnings in your account will be automatically rolled over.

Do I earn commissions when my down line rolls over?

If your down line rolls over their earnings on their own then you will receive 15% commissions immediately to your wallet. If the system does this for them then your commissions will show up with in 24-48 hours.

Can I roll over all my earnings?

YES! To roll over your earnings you simply go to the link that says transfer earnings, put 0 (zero) in the amount and continue as normal.

Are there any fees for transferring earnings or withdrawing from my wallet?


No! There are no fees charged to your account when transferring earnings to wallet or from wallet to processor.

ROLLOVER

You have 100 Ad PIPS; so your earnings that week will give you earnings of $10.
Five (5) of your Ad PIPS matured to give you that $10. (Each Ad PIP that matures pays you double 2 times or 200%.)
Your prior balance of 100 Ad PIPS is now 95.
Add your earnings of 10 to your 95 and you have 105 Ad PIPS.100 - 5 = 95; then 95 + 10 = 105

Cashing out Less then 50%

Again you have 100 Ad PIPS and we're paying 10% ( for example and easy math).
Your earnings for the week are $10. 5 Ad PIPS matured to give you the $10;
so your 100 Ad PIPS becomes 95,but you cash out 5 of the 10 and rollover the other 5.
100 - 5 = 95; then 95 + 5 = 100.
* Cashing out 50% of your earnings keeps your ad PIPS total the same, and your just taking profits.

Cashing out more then 50%

If you cash out More then 50% up to your total earnings then our Hit and Run clause applies:
HIT AND RUN CLAUSE: If you request a cash out for more than 50% of your weekly earnings,
then your Ad PIPS will decrease by that amount.
Using the example from above of 100 Ad PIPS/earning s of $10; 100 - 10 = 90.
Example 2 from above of 100 Ad PIPS/earning s of $10 transfer $7.00 rolling 3 ; 100 - 10 = 90 Then 90+3 = 93.

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GsDesigns
Ay Hula thx for accept'n me as afriend ;) thx again
16 May 2008 - 18:33
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Gongrats on your nomination Mod Hula!
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Congrats on your "promotion" dollface!!
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You have a big group of fans :p!
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