Unlock Reality Manuscript Causes Controversy

Unlock Reality the manuscript that has had Internet boffins glued to their screens, is now at the centre of a religious argument that may reach all the way to the Vatican. It is rumoured that Bishops from the Pontifical Council for Science and Life (PCSL) are seeking the backing of Pope Benadict to call for its immediate banning. As well as a categorical statement that it is not the small book mentioned in Revelations.

Greg Watts from the Catholic Church Press Office has gone on record as saying: "this matter is unlikely to be dealt with directly by the Pope, despite any request made by the Bishops of Spain and Pappa New Guinea to have him get involved."

The PCSL are not the first to seek to remove Unlock Reality from circulation. There are several reports that a Masonic order called The Brotherhood of the Eternal Light attempted to do so over fifty years ago. The unaccredited text is reported to be the work of five authors including a Priest, Rabi, an American Indian and two Buddhist Monks and has been hailed by devotes as a spiritually unifying text.

Strangely no one knows what all the fuss is about, as its contents is one of the book industries most closely guarded secrets. Until now copies have only been made available to those at the very highest levels, including His Holiness the Dali Lama. ISDT the group responsible for the text have stated, we are not interested in the opinion of the Bishops but only of their boss God. Unless the Bishops get there way we will all have the chance to find out for ourselves as Unlock Reality will be published next year.