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ElmerFudd
post Nov 10 2011, 01:37 PM
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Since we went off topic in another thread this thread is to discuss and vent about all the crazy excuses admins have used over the years to not pay right before they vanished with members money.

We've seen it all over the years, admins that claimed to have died. Another who couldn't pay because he was adopting a baby rolleyes.gif

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Mordk
post Nov 10 2011, 02:09 PM
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I dug one out of the closet:

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I have not gone anywhere. I have been in the hospital with multiple pulmonary embolisms. I am home now and feeling better. I promised you from the beginning that I would not run and I will not. Payments to both old and new DAS will begin again soon. I know you have been waiting a long time. I hope to have the list of who has been paid and who has upgraded in new DAS updated soon.

Could someone please let me know if they get this email? I am not sure the email is working.

2 months later - very last email I think
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You may start requesting cashouts again. Remember there is a 50/50 rule and cashouts will take 7-21 business days until either bob pays me or I get funds built back up


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post Nov 10 2011, 02:09 PM
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post Nov 10 2011, 02:15 PM
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St Nick's coma will always be one of the better ones in my memory.


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post Nov 10 2011, 02:36 PM
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- "it has been an unusual week for us, our web hosts has pulled the plug and held hostage our data base and a death of a family member for one of our programers, please keep them in your prayers" LOL I'm sure that if there really was a death in the family anyone with at least a bit of humanity would not mention it on a hyip site or newsletter
- "alertpay has frozen our accounts" LOL that's my favorite, it gives me a good chuckle
- "please be aware of fake emails circulating asking you for your LR info" really? who can get your email for a hyip program other than the ones who already have it, the admins, LOL
- this one isn't really an excuse but an observation, all those programs listed in the hyip section always mentions there investments are going into oil, arbitrage betting, solar energy LOL, or something. I don't beleive it one bit, it's all based on new money coming in

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post Nov 10 2011, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE (baylee @ Nov 10 2011, 03:15 PM) *
St Nick's coma will always be one of the better ones in my memory.

Don't forget Matt's cancer.


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post Nov 10 2011, 05:58 PM
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QUOTE (EzyInvest @ Nov 10 2011, 06:09 PM) *
Oh.. my account has been hacked and we are dealing with the payment processor to recover the money.


upgrade now and get a bonus of XXX of your upgrade.

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OMG That's really funny!! Good ONE thumbup(1).gif

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post Nov 11 2011, 03:22 AM
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We're doing a server move. We will be totally functional again in 3 days.......

Oh by the way, I almost forgot to mention....we are doing a restart too!.. we don't really have to do one, but all our members have been screaming for one in the conference room.

It's only a partial one, you won't hardly notice it. We have loads of money.
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post Nov 11 2011, 11:23 AM
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QUOTE (Peakr8 @ Nov 11 2011, 04:52 PM) *
We're doing a server move. We will be totally functional again in 3 days.......

Oh by the way, I almost forgot to mention....we are doing a restart too!.. we don't really have to do one, but all our members have been screaming for one in the conference room.

It's only a partial one, you won't hardly notice it. We have loads of money.


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post Nov 12 2011, 06:47 PM
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Many would remember this classic from 2007. A real funny bye bye email from an admin.

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Dear Invex Ltd. Players,

This is a long message and will be the last news you will hear from us...
until we open our next HYIP
We want, kindly, recommend you stop losing your time by looking after us.
Anyway, for the cyber detectives, here is how we worked.

1- The basis is having 100% false ID documents. For $200 you get a really
nice looking pack of documents, even nicer than legal ones

2- We rented a nice apartment with fast internet in a nice city near the
sea, with false documents. We then bought a new desktop computer and a
new laptop, installed some fresh programs.

3- We opened a bank account with false documents, put some cash on the
account, and got a nice true debit card.

4- We opened e-gold accounts and funded them from the bank account above.

5- A bit later we opened e-bullion accounts, funded by... you, idiots who
"invested"

OK? Now we have e-gold, internet, a place to sleep, eat etc, all without
possibility to track us. A major question was "Must we open a real company".

We decided that NO, as people are so stupid that they believe all what they
read. And you know what? It is true Invex Ltd. and Lomax Group Corp. are
pure fantasy


Okay, let's go to work now!


1- Opening a domain name and booking a server at the katzglobal scammers'
best place, paying with e-gold.

2- Later, booking a dedicated server and paying with... the debit card
coming from the bank account above

3- Renting Prolexic, and paying them by bank transfers from.... an e-gold
exchanger The gold came from YOU idiots who "invested" !


To specialists who want to track us by the IP addresses, we kindly
recommend you to use Google and look at JAP, Freenet, I2P, TORR, etc.
You will understand that our IP come from anywhere in the world, beeing
chained between servers who cannot track them.
And even if so, the last IP address, the place where we lived, was this nice
appartment near the sea, that we left some weeks ago Oh, the computers were given to a charity, after the hard disks were physically deleted

Other pros say "Let's track the money"! Great idea, but don't forget that
even the ******* muslim terrorists cannot be tracked by the special services


How did we withdraw all your nice donations? That's easy, thanks to
mygcard who supplied us hundreds of anonymous debit cards that our
friedns and us used in various countries! Alain Vignard from mygcard
received $20.000 cash in hands for helping us to find the ATM with no
"$800/day limits", and telling us how to use the cards at the best. Well,
Alain tried to scam us later, but that is another story.

We also used bank transfers from the best exchangers, who have no
problem at all sending $100,000 or $200,000 every 3 days to bank
accounts in Panama,the BVI, etc Nice offshore places outside the
EU and the US Track the money there, dear friends!

Oh, about exchangers, we worked with one of them from Australia, and
where a bit afraid at the beginning, as he wrote on his website that he
"verifiesALL data" from his clients. LOL ! His fee is 2%, we kindly offered
him 2% more "to preserve our privacy" Look at our dialogue by email:

- HIM: 2% more is a good offer, but is your gold clean? We don't want to
work with scammers.

- US: Of course, what are you thinking? We are honest businessmen and
just want to keep a low profile.

- HIM: OK, i can see you are not scammers, just send me the gold and 4%
fee instead of the regular 2%.


Thank you mister G. ))



As I am in a very good mood, I will also explain you something: Most of the
biggest HYIP are run by us, a professional team. And when other scammers try to enter our market, BING! If they are interesting people we try to buy
them, if not DDOS attacks make them shutdown To be sure our rating is the
best one, we also pay the admins of a few monitoring programs, including
the biggest and "most reliable" (LOOOOL) one!

Our business is to make money. We use 20% of the money we get to help
poor and disabled people around each of us, 20% other is given to some
"political" associations that fight against ISLAM (Hey guys from the
Emirates, Bahrein, Kuwait, etc etc, did you read this? THANK YOU , and the
balance is for us.

We have currently a dozen of HYIP running, are going to close some of
them, and of course to open new ones! We are working like this since a few
years, and all is working fine!


But you know, it IS possible to make profit from HYIP: Just do it QUICKLY!
Look: teamaaronshara@bellsouth.net made $6,580 profit with us, including
the commissions they got by sending YOU IDIOTS, to Invex. These people
are really scumbags: They are making profit by making you lose!


As a clever guy told in some forum, "there were no guarantees, so no need
to cry". YEP! We NEVER gave any guarantee to ANYBODY (unless Titanium
plans, and you should notice that THESE guys do NOT cry on your forum,
try to guess why...!), we even recommended those who ask for guarantees
to go to their local bank They didn't? THEIR CHOICE!

When reading your forum and others, we really laugh! So, most of you were
already scammed by other HYIP? By our HYIP maybe Anyway, it seems that
you don't understand what a teenager is able to understand! So, you
continue to "invest" here and there, and that is good... FOR US! For you, I
am not sure When I see a GREAT SPECIALIST, the "Andrewunknown", proudly saying that he lost $40,000 into Invex but that he will recover from
other HYIP, WE ARE LAUGHING, FALLING FROM OUR CHAIRS )))) Moreover in
his list of "no ponzi", LOL, some of them are from us ))))


Now some personal messages:


- liquidteq@gmail.com threatened us to send "the FBI and the CIA against
us" ) better you keep your energy to work and recover your $600 ONLY
that you sent us, than saying such BS )))


- "AROBASE", "LUCIEN", "IGOR": YOU will be refunded partially, we contacted
you some hours ago.

- "vanderschalk-group" is a clever guy: He made about $45k profit from Invex


- "ANATOLI" is the best one: he made about $170k profit from Invex, even
with what we kept from him when we closed!

- lewisfargo, caro, anhvn06, ydna, janhkok, profitondemand, HIPsyD,
promax, brewmanau, adtype13sg, , Johnnyslide, etc etc are also in big profit
(Between $10k and $50k) from Invex.

Feel free to find and contact them to ask to share ))


Well that's all, folks! We are anyway in touch with a few of you through
other HYIP, under other names of course! Good luck


Shalom!
Renaud, Kathy, Oliver, David.


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post Nov 12 2011, 10:59 PM
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QUOTE (Peakr8 @ Nov 11 2011, 06:22 AM) *
We're doing a server move. We will be totally functional again in 3 days.......

Oh by the way, I almost forgot to mention....we are doing a restart too!.. we don't really have to do one, but all our members have been screaming for one in the conference room.

It's only a partial one, you won't hardly notice it. We have loads of money.

nice try but that admin has not ran off with any of my money lol
i like the one where the admin says we will be back up by mid october lol
maybe they should have adopted the restart feature



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post Nov 12 2011, 11:16 PM
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Well, I hate to bore you all, but no one will ever come close to the infamous "JORDAN, JAYDEEBEE, ASHLEY CONS....Of course I still think they are all the same person, being banned from the forum using multiple user accounts. All share the same writing style, and repeat the same behaviours....but claimed to be different in each program...Here is "Ashley's Explanation of how all this BS happened when the last 2 prior sites scammed". This is also posted on Cash4adz, which lasted a very short time.

This letter was presented after "Ashley" also got banned from the forum sharing the same IP as Jordan, and JDB..


Sit Back, and Enjoy the Read rolleyes.gif

I would like to start by saying I am a honest person with extremely good intentions.

I am Ashley Briggs, my username was AshBriggs on the forum and that is the only username I had. But I haven't been completely honest, and that wasn't intended in a malicious way. 'jaydeebee' (who by the way had nothing to do with the failure of FTC, that was a definite scam who also scammed us in the process of the sale) is Jordan Barker who is a personal friend and business partner of mine. I personally didn't have anything to do with LC4HG, it was his site and he set it up during a business feud between us both. I had loads of great ideas that would take time to implement and although Jordan liked them, he was so eager to start that we ended up in big arguments which ended with him getting a out of the box script with the default design and setting up a cheap crappy site with a awful plan. Things did happen during this time, he got hacked multiple times and API stuff was stolen which resulted in loss of a lot of money (which he's working with alertpay to get back, and has got some back already) and it started to go downhill with lack of sales, people getting suspicious, lack of coder etc etc. By this time I was already well into creating Cash4Adz, a project of mine that has had months of thought put into it and is as genuine as can be.

What happened next was unfortunate for everyone, Jordan made no profit, I gained nothing personally and it just damaged his reputation a lot. It's been a constant struggle since because I wanted nothing to do with him until he did something about it, but since there were no funds immediately available it just got harder and harder. I chose the easy option of saying I had nothing to do with it.

Now, I'm going to take responsibility for LC4HG and while we obviously can't offer refunds, I can start to payoff the $100's owed in payouts. This will be done from sometime next week, but with the early launch we are very very close to $0 until the investments come back (all very successful up to now) but we have a LOT! planned for the next few weeks with Cash4Adz, there are going to be some MAJOR improvements changes and additions. Some of these members won't like, others they will love. But it's in everyones best interest.

LC4HG I consider to be dead in the water, so if everyone concerned is happy for it to go after payouts have been paid then we will do that. Jordan I feel had let us down, he does understand that and has said when he feels right to do so he will write a personal email to all of you. For the reasons and the way he's let us all down with handling things the way he did he's stepped down from our company/group and is no longer actively a part of the small group of sites we have. Cash4Adz, LC4HG and a new addition (coming soon, a HYIP) are currently on our books and ALL will receive equal attention and when LC4HG is removed and Cash4Adz has gone under the major changes and the HYIP is launched, we WILL be looking to expand and will be looking for unique concepts.

YOU are the experts, so we'll be setting up a email address for everyone to send suggestions and your welcome to talk about it in the forum and this email will be for everyone to send their 'favourite things about your favourite sites' and all the top voted features of the best sites (instant payments, minimum daily, fixed daily, low cost, high stakes, ads, forced re-invest etc etc) will be integrated along with new features. There are some great people on the forum, and while MMGCJM was very wrong in all the analysis (along with ISPY) about the links with the WHOIS information (we genuinely have different accounts, different hosting and had no idea we were both on the same hosting) etc he did the right thing, but we were stuck in a hard place and we would hope MMGCJM will look back and will never make assumptions from such things in the future.

I will re-iterate this again, I'm a genuine person, Cash4Adz will live forever and we will make you all in to a great success, you have the power, you are the source of energy and you are the people who will allow us to live forever.

For all the reasons stated, we WILL be introducing a refund policy that is fair. We're a risk site so we can't make bold guarantees like earn all your money back or double your money because even if there is a refund to fall back on, it's still a lie and a false claim. So we will discuss at the meeting on Monday what the best option will be for a refund policy. Refunds on positions will be INSTANT and will be available within your account, a simple click of the mouse will instantly return the money to your Alertpay at any time.

Another thing will be offering will be a daily or weekly webinar where everyone can join in the chat with staff from the site in a chatroom and discuss ideas live with myself and other staff members (where available) we're going to prove we're here for good and that we are a worthy investment. The only way to get the site into a state where it can prove that is to have members backing, and for that we need trust, and for that trust we need security, so we're going to provide that security so you KNOW you will earn and in the future while we'll still have external funding, the daily payments WILL rely on new purchases too, so a formula will be made so that if targets are reached different percentages of the profit you would get will be paid. This will get the cycle going and create a huge cash bang. There are SO many great things we have planned.

ANY questions whatsoever, anyone reading this email please contact us directly, we are very sorry that we've not been completely honest but everything was done in good intention. If we'd have been honest from the start that we were associated in some way with LC4HG then Cash4Adz wouldn't exist right now, so it was a forced decision to take the route we did, and as many of you will know, ALL great business men (as in top in the world) started out in similar circumstances or in much worse circumstances where they have ruined peoples lives to get to the position there in now!

We hope this has cleared everything up, and we can get back on top of everything and we know all of you will still want to get your seed money back first and that is absolutely fine, we appreciate that decision and hope you'll join us in a few weeks when we re-launch (you won't earn as much, mind)

This is the start of something big, and some VERY major changes will be made to make us into the best in the world.

We're here to stay.

Ashley, The Team, and Jordan.

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post Nov 12 2011, 11:34 PM
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and david from flashadcash lolalola he was excuse all over him


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post Nov 13 2011, 12:04 AM
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QUOTE (stacy532 @ Nov 13 2011, 03:34 AM) *
and david from flashadcash lolalola he was excuse all over him


Oh ya, forgot about him.....LOL!!! Still does't beat the "triple CON CLAN"....LOL rofl4.gif


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post Nov 13 2011, 08:21 AM
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......We are here. Still standing tall. But the question in my mind is simple. Do I need to run eDs listening to all these people?

Well payouts or refunds? What shall I decide? I am not able to sleep reading those posts. People who dealt with me before eDs days knows about me. I never ever had scam intentions. But I am not able to see my wife crying reading those posts. I too have a heart and 2 lovely children. Those people who called me a liar please I request at least after this leave me to sleep peacefully. I am exactly accepting what are you expecting. Yes I am closing down. I cannot listen to those wordings again.

Well saying this I request members to understand we are financially very strong. I have no intention to close the site till now too. Well I can't see my wife crying. She got nothing to do with this business. But she read those posts. Sorry I lost my sleep for last some days. You all know how hard I worked on those 5 days when we had attacks. I almost worked non-stop. I forgot even my children's face. In fact refund amount is bigger than payout amount of this week. This is the right proof that I am not closing the site bcoz of financial crisis.......


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Well, it was shocking news to hear Compact Surfing closed. I tried everything to refund members, but this put into a situation now further delays on the refund process. CS owes us a huge chunk of payout. I have been trying for the last one-week via the known sources to get it early so that I can refund to members waiting in line. Now its further delaying as CS said they are only going to refund without time frame. At least I am expecting the partial amount so that I can pay members......


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