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post May 15 2009, 06:29 PM
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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with
! heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work..
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Satan observed this and became irate.

'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES
Have a great day!


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Shrek3
post May 19 2009, 02:47 AM
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When religion meets technology!! rolleyes.gif
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post Nov 9 2015, 06:39 PM
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Jesus or Jesus is a messenger of God and this is true. Whereas Satan is a demon which have mission to mislead people


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post Dec 8 2015, 12:54 AM
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When religion meets technology!! rolleyes.gif

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post Feb 21 2016, 11:54 AM
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Senior trader is asked about forex trading. He gives an example: "Imagine that a few rabbits were put in a cage. Sometime later, you would have ten rabbits. Old cage became tiny to them, and you bought them new one. Sometime later you would have twenty rabbits, then a hundred. Perhaps it looks like simple. Indeed, all simple. But suddenly it flooded and all the rabbits drowned. And you regretted that hadnít bought a hundred carps.
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