On 50th anniversary husband asked his wife did he ever cheat him. She says: "I'll tell you the truth, I did it three time but every time I had very good reason.." He was surprised but wish to know the truth..
She continue: "Remember few years after our wedding when you haven't enough money to pay mortgage rate for our house... And one day I had a lunch with bank officer and after that he called you and tell that he'll prolong the time...?"
He reply: "Yes, I remember. OK, I can forgive you this, because you saved our home and family. What about second time?"
Wife said: "Did you remember when you got sick and need operation but we haven't money for that, and I get a dinner with a doctor and he operate you for free..."
"I forgive you this, more, I have to be grateful because you saved my life.. Thanks darling.. And the third time?"
Then wife said : "Well... Did you remember when you were candidate for President of your golf club.. And you wish that position so much but you need 76 votes more..?