Learning From Others Pays Off!

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself, I have been internet marketing for a few years. There is still so much to learn and the curve is so high.

I want to encourage you to keep on working because there is no free ride on the internet either. If they tell you to give them money and it automatically will make you rich, just go out and give the money to someone on the street because you are not going to make any money that way.

When you start a new site you still have to work hard to get people there and for them to
understand it is as great as you tell them. Word of mouth is the best way but you will find many
friends on the way that have like mindsets that you can brain storm with.

It seems to be a very solitary means but if you stay in communication with others you can learn and know there are others with the same concerns of yours.

Diana Rickett
http://ezwealthsolution.com/?ladydi

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Blonde Confuses Horses

Blonde confuses horses

A blonde bought two horses and could never
remember which was which. A neighbor suggested
that she cut off the tail of one horse, which
worked great until the other horse got his

tail caught in a bush. The second horse's tail
tore in the same place and looked exactly like
the other horse's tail. Our blonde friend was
stuck again.

The neighbor then suggested that she notch the

ear of one horse, which worked fine until the
other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire
fence. Once again, the blonde couldn't tell
the two horses apart.

The neighbor then suggested that she measure

the horses for height. When she did that, the
blonde was very pleased to find that the white
horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
Gotcha!

A Man And His Ostrich

A Man and His Ostrich

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich
behind him. As he sits down, the bartender
comes over and asks for their order. The man
says, "I'll have a beer." He turns to the
ostrich and asks, "What's yours?" "I'll have
a beer, too," says the ostrich.

The bartender pours the beer and says, "That
will be $3.40 please."

The man reaches into his pocket and pulls
out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come
in again, and the man says, "I'll have a
beer," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the
same." Once again the man reaches into his
pocket and pays with the exact change.

This becomes a routine until, late one
evening, the two enter again.

"The usual?" asks the bartender.

"Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have
a large scotch," says the man.

"Same for me," says the ostrich.

"That will be $7.20," says the bartender.
Once again, the man pulls exact change out of
his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity
any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage
to always come up with the exact change out
of your pocket every time?" the bartender asks.

"Well," says the man. "Several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When
I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to
pay for anything, I just put my hand in my
pocket, and the right amount of money will always
be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender, "Most
people would wish for a million dollars or
something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want for as long as you live!"

"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk
or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always
there," says the man.

The bartender asks, "One other thing, sir,
what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "My second wish was for a chick
with long legs."

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