The Psychiatrist And Proctologist

The Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a
small town and put up a sign reading: 'Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias
and Posteriors.'

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to
read, 'Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.'

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,
they changed the sign to 'Catatonics and High Colonics.' No go.

Next, they tried 'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.' Thumbs down
again.

Then came 'Minds and Behinds.' Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in 'Lost Souls and Butt Holes.' Unacceptable
again!

So they tried 'Analysis and Anal Cysts.' Not a chance.

'Nuts and Butts?' No way.

'Freaks and Cheeks?' Still no go.

'Loons and Moons?' Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

'Dr. Smith and Dr.. Jones, 'Odds and Ends.''

Everyone loved it

Can Any Mmg Officials Tell Me What This Is?

Hi All!

Just starting tonight I have been getting this "pop-up" box when I am advancing pages in the forum:



What is it?

90% Rcb On Business Profit Pro!

Hi All,

Exist1 and supreme programmer Gotenks (of LightHalzen fame) have started the pre-launch of their newest profit-sharing site, Business Profit Pro. This is a great new opportunity that utilizes reinvestment incentive to discourage H&R and instant payments to give everyone a greater chance at longevity and profits. To read up on the program click here for the thread.

My offer is for 90% RCB on your first 5 upgrades and 50% thereafter. By my reasoning, the best strategy to maximize profit would be daily upgrades to keep yourself at the CEO level. With proper planning and daily instant payments, this is easily attainable. You can also see how getting up to 90% of your ref comm back everyday will really add up - allowing you greater ability to increase your membership level and profit potential.

I will be paying my downline each day after I have received the payment from BPP. In the case of PP interuption, obviously there is nothing I can do, but I guarantee everyday I receive my ref comm, it will be passed on to you. Now, I do have a day job and don't live here on MMG, so if it takes a few hours to get this done don't bite my head off. After signing up with my link I will need the following:

Member ID/#
PP Details
Email Address (in case MMG is down for whatever reason)

This info can be sent to me via PM or at my email address: HaleBoppInvest@yahoo.com

I hope to see you in the thread and in my downline! This program promises to be one of the biggest this year!!

HaleBopp

100% Rcb On Darkhalzen!

Hello Auto-Surf Fans! The Admin of DarkHalzen (yes, Dark - not Light) has issued a referral contest and I am rising to the challenge. DarkHalzen is an instant-pay auto-surf that requires only 5 pages to surf to get paid and the payment is immediate. I have been involved almost a week now and I can honestly say I have been paid every day- no requests, no pendings, no waiting, no B.S. As it is a profit-share site, the interest rate is variable based upon your upgrade participation, but I have been following an easy system of upgrading the same amount everyday to keep myself at 16% daily. Upgrades expire at 160% so easy math says it will only take you 10 days to expiry.

Enough about the site and on to my offer. DarkHalzen pays a 5% ref comm on the first level and I am offering 100% RCB for the first 30 days. If you follow my simple plan, you can see how daily upgrades and 100% RCB could really add up quickly. Also, as I am offering 100% RCB I will have to deduct the e-gold fees. This offer is good as long as I'm in the program or I freeze the offer due to overwhelming participation. Ref comms are paid instantly so I should be able to pay you daily as the ref comm is received.

Upon sign-up (my link is in my sig) and upgrade I will need you to PM me the following:

User name
DarkHalzen member number
e-gold number

If you can't yet PM, I can be reached at HaleBoppInvest@yahoo.com. When I verify that you're in my downline and have received my ref comm, I will forward it on to you. I am usually online in the evening CST so give me a chance if you don't hear from me within the hour

Hope to see you at the site and in the thread!!

HaleBopp

Safari Browser Vs. Mmg

I'm just putting a shout out to all you computer savvy folks out there to see if you can help me with a lil' problem I'm having. I use a Mac and Safari as my browser when I'm on the forums. Everything has been fine over the past almost year, but in the last 3 days or so my Safari browser quits while I am searching MMG. I also have FireFox running on my computer which seems to be a must because I've noticed Safai isn't always compatible with all websites. I am using Firefox now on MMG and there doesn't seem to be an issue. Everything I have ever read or heard says Macs are not prone to viruses and such. Have any Mac or Safari users noticed this problem or is it specific to me? Any help would be appreciated...