And God Said...

God said, "Adam, I
Want you to do
Something for Me."

Adam said, "Gladly,
Lord, what do You
Want me to do?"

God said, "Go down
Into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a Valley?"

God explained it to
Him. Then God said,
"Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a River?"

God explained that
To him, and then said,
"Go over to the hill...."

Adam said, "What is a
Hill?"

So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On
The other side of the
Hill you will find a
Cave."

Adam said, "What's a
Cave?"

After God explained,
He said, "In the cave
You will find a woman."

Adam said, "What's a Woman?"

So God explained
That to him, too.

Then, God said, "I
Want you to
Reproduce."

Adam said, "How do
I do that?"

God first said (under
His breath), "Geez....."

And then, just like Everything else,
God Explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down
Into the valley,

Across the river, and
Over the hill, into the
Cave, and finds the
Woman.

Then, in about five Minutes,
he was back.

God, His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily, "What is it
Now?"

And Adam said....

"What's a headache?"

How Dogs And Men Are Alike

How Dogs and Men Are the Same

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both like to chew wood.

Both mark their territory.

Both are bad at asking you questions.

Neither tells you what's bothering them.

Both tend to smell riper with age.

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

Neither does any dishes.

Both fart shamelessly.

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

Both like dominance games.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

Neither understands what you see in cats.

Great Advice To Pass On To Daughters

Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal...

To Open Or Not To Open

I have been running an offline business for 2+ years that finds lost funds/securities/assets for individuals and arranges the return of these. It has been very successful but it seems the more people I reunite with funds the more want my services. One division of the US government alone has over $100,000,000 sitting in the treasury waiting for people to claim. States also hold funds and securities from abandoned bank accounts, insurance premiums, misplaced securites etc... Procedures to recover these items generally require legal documents and procedures the average person does not understand. That is where I come in. I am paid a percentage to handle the red tape for people.

I recently added my services to my website. I am at the point where I will need to have additioanl help. I currently earn 15-20% per transaction. The average transaction is $450.00. The average process time is 4-6 weeks depending on which agency or corporation we are working with. I currently have $15,000 in transactions outstanding which would cover the first payouts for a hyip in 4 weeks.

I am considering opening a long term hyip to fund the start-up costs for hiring 2 people to help me. I can safely offer a 30% monthly return on an investment the first month and possibly be in a position to raise this amount to 35 or 40% after the first month.

I have two people I can completely trust who I can train already. One is my best friend. I have known her for 29 years. The other is my old bosses daughter. She is 35. I have known her for 15 years. Both are located in Indianapolis which is about 1 1/2 hours from me. They want me to do this but I would like the input and advice of some real money makers. If I do this I want to do this right.

I have told them I would give them an answer by this weekend as to whether I would expand. I would do the inital searches and verifications and they would handle the filings and customer support. We have talked about this for a few months.

I have seen many hyips crash and burn with many being scams from the beginning.There is a big lack of good prgrams that can actually pay people. I know I can help fill that void. If people want this, we will do this. I am happy just running things as they are but these people really want to be a part of this. If I can help them make some extra cash and at this point I see no reason why i should not help some of you as well.

You people are money makers. I would like your input. Should I expand and start a hyip to cover the start-up costs? Does anyone have any suggestions? Your input will be greatly appreciated as I have not decided to definately offer this. If I did, I would cap the investors and only take in $4,000. This will cover the start up costs for two people and allow me to easily pay the returns. I can either offer this to the HYIP arena or I can consider expanding using outside strat up resources.

Your feedback will be greatly appreciated.

Gcard Problem

Is anyone else having a problem loading their gcard?

I went to load mine today. I never got a GCARD load report and my card did not load.